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Monday, October 16, 2006
 
SAd news on Friday: The Bullets released Party John Ramos, star of the Roanoke Dazzle, shotgun rider during the Andray Blatche carjacking, and Yao Ming's BFF.

As you can see from his tears above, Party John has had a tough time of it. He only started balling when he turned 14 and his ice skates no longer fit. He played 4 years in the Puerto Rico leagues before the Wiz drafted him in the second round in 2004. PJ spent most of that year handing out towels on the Wiz bench and trying to fend off the advances of G-Wiz, and he spent most of last year buying meaty sambucas for co-eds in Roanoke.

But this year was make it or break it off for Party John: He couldn't go back to the NBDL and the Wiz already had 97 players under guaranteed contracts. Party John and Donnel Taylor and Roger Mason Jr. and Randell Jackson and David Vanterpool were fighting for the two open slots, but after a lackluster Camp Lorenzo, the 7'3" hardwood vixen was sent packing.

DAGGER!

After Abe wandered in and gave him an "MVP cake," Party John slipped on his platform shoes, put on his shiny jacket, and took that long walk down Fun Street one last time. He then got sidetracked by the Spy Museum and fell asleep in the School for Spies exhibit.

Adios, amigo, adios. Here's our grief in song....



GOODBYE, PARTY JOHN RAMOS

When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
You should have stayed on the invitro farm
You should have listened to Darvin Ham

The Wizards can't hold you forever
The Dazzle didn't sign up with you
Your skull's not a present for friends to open
A Frankenstein can't be singing the blues

So goodbye, Party John Ramos
Where the Seadogs of society howl
They can't plant you in the doghouse
Unless you stay at Agent Zero's house

Back to the howling old Wes in the woods
Hunting the horny black Bogues
You've finally decided where your future lies
Beyond the Bullets brick road

What do you think you'll do then?
I bet you'll take out your brain
Then you'll pour in a meaty sambuca
To set you on your feet again

Maybe they'll find a replacement
There's plenty like Calvin around
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

If you prefer to download an MP3 for later use in your Sony Walkmen, right click & save on the track name below!!!

WizzNutzz & the Meaty Sambucas
"Goodbye, Party John Ramos" (Dagger Mix)
God's Mixtape

If you want to hear some more WizzNutzz-related jamz, go to God's Mixtape or visit our MySpace page where we're streaming tonz of HITZ. While you're there add us as your friend!!! BFF!!!!!!


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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
 

Incites on Party John from our new hero, D Steinz!!!
I tried to get a Wizard to give me some thoughts on tomorrow's Caps opener, but everyone I talked to pled ignorance. "I don't know nothing about baseball," PJ Ramos said. Fair enough.

We're recovering slowly from God's grace. Massive update coming Thursday, including INCITES on the BREAKING NEWS that the Black President is going to name his next set of namesake sneakers AGENT ZERO!!! The very name the WizzNutzz bestowed upon Nilbert/The Puzzler/The Stealth/The Assassin/Bubble Boy/Etc on April 7, 2006!!!

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