Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side!!!!!
GILBO FRAGGINS DROPS 60 ON ANDREW BYNUM AND THE MARVELOUS KBs!!!!
60!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that bounces Salieri's franchise record out of the building where it belongs, plus 60 point surpasses career points of James Lang... total points. including Hi Skool!
The big Three are walking all over peeps like theyz Ultraman, The Jolly Green Giant, and Cecil Rhodes!!
Meantimes Melo My Yello Melee in Gotham !
Our boy Jared Jeffries wrangles Melo by the throat like hes hoisting a Nassau grouper out of the deep blue!
Did you see Melo's Brendan Haywood impression??? No ones backed up that fast in New York since Lizzie Grubman! Melos got about as much WestBaltimore street cred right now as Sammy Sosa in silks!
Zeke explores trading Nate Rob to Cambodian Midget Fighting League for precious stones and a live boar!!!!
Elsewhere:
Hibachi SHirts!
Cut Jarvis??!!!
Dont hate the constable!! (hes not even allowed to carry gunzz!)
WHERE IS BUFFY?
Wizz cheerleader goes missing! Where is she? Did you try the place where all former wizz dancers end up? Thats right, OTOWN: The Charles Oakley Carwash! "He Bathe Me" (TM)
And as u know Agent 0 goodnightmoonlights as a pro HALO team GM and had to do recently hardest thing for a GM to do: cut a player!!! Ryan 'Saiyan' Danford got short straw cuz word is he was Rod Strickland of HALO: old and uncommitted with a weak stomach. He only plays 17 hours a day!! DREAMER! Still its the unkindest cut. Actually unkindest cut is when Salieri circumcized Kwame Brown on draft night but this is second unkindest cut!Labels: Gilbert Arenas, HALO, Jared
