Thursday, May 15, 2008  

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The 2008 Wizards/Cavs series was a battle!
A Battle of the Bands!

DeShawn Stevenson got chippy on the playground so Queen James went to get his older brother Jay-Z, then DeShawn went and got his younger brother Soulja Boy, and some dude named Pro'Verb came out of the woods and jumped on Jigga's fat back, then Brian Scalabrine rolled up on LeBron with elbows flying yelling "Dont wurry, Scabber-vision aint blurry!" then Big Z borrowed Right Said Freds razor to shave his armpits!

We got all the Diss Tracks here for ya in one place!!!!



"SCAL SAYS"
LeBron James Diss Track


JE Skeets & Tas Melas
The Basketball Jones
Episode 308 : 2008






BLOW THE WHISTLE
DeShawn Stevenson Diss Track

Jay-Z
2008






P.S.A.
LeBron/Jay-Z Diss Track

Pro'Verb
2008





Plus Bonus Old School CLassics:

QUEEN JAMES (J. Surma Milk Dud Remix)
Wizznutzz featuring John Surma
2006


QUEEN JAMES (K. Ferg Trancemule Remix)
Wizznutzz featuring Kevin Ferguson
2006

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007  

dream team

Bob Geldof asked the question one time:

Do They Know It's Christmas Time in Africa?

Well of course they do! In Africa its Christmas EVERY DAY with all the celebrity handouts they get while all they do is sit around and wait 4 rain and Starburys.

Africans wake up everyday asking the questions "Did Angelina Jolie steal any of my babies last night??" and then " I wonder what presents the FedEX man will bring from Big Charity today?!!!

Will it be a solar powered laptop?
Will it be a second hand WHAM! t-shirt?
Will it be Capris Sun purification tablets?
Will it be those limited edition Dikembe Mutombo Reebok Relief Pumps(tm) that provide ankle support plus power my village for 6 hours?

There is lots of ignorance about the country Africa.

Like did you know that Burkina Faso is a small African country that was colonized in 1982 by former players from the ABA?


Well its true!

Or did you know that the biggest shopping mall in the world is in Sierra Leone?
It has no roller coaster in it but it does have Bono in the food court and the only Chesapeake Knife & Tool store to sell AK-47s. (It also has the most profitable branch of Spencer Gifts in the world, even more profitable than the one in Wheaton Plaza, but Wheaton Plaza Spencer Gifts doesnt recognize the SIerra Leone Spencer because they say their popular edible underpants are heavily subsidized by the UN.)

Or did you know that Rap Music was invented in Africa?

Well we do, thats why we were so excited when we got a very special, very rare, 7" record in the mail from one of the godfathers of African Rap...

No not Fear of a Ladysmith Black Planet
No not Namibians With Attitude
No not America Bambaataa
No not even a record from the murderous neo-soul band: Idy! Idi! Idé!
No its even more huge than all of those, it was


THE UNBEATABLE DREAM
by
AKEEM OLAJUWON




hurt em bad rap unbeatable dream

This Etonic promo joint dropped in 1987, and a legendary producers Hurt Em Bad, helped out Akeem a little. Hurt Em Bads job was to "write" and "perform" the song. 

The song Unbeatable Dream is chopped and screwed, Houston style, and featurez Akeem throwing out the truth like Zulu spears:

olajuwon

Seven foot tall with a basketball he slams like he's insane
Grand-Master of the NBA but just a novice at the game

Dripping with sweat & soaking wet ETONICS on his feet

His name's Akeem but he's called the Dream,

And I won't accept defeat.


Unbeatable - Undefeatable - He's Unbelievable - Unbeatable


From Africa Olajuwon means striving to the top

Twin Tower number 34 The Dream cannot be stopped

A warning to the competition throughout the NBA

He's going for the MVP, So c'mon make my day


Unbeatable - Undefeatable - He's Unbelievable - Unbeatable


With ETONIC shoes & inside moves he powers to the hoop

He takes a pass high above the glass for the one-hand alley-oop

And you won't survive on the dribble-drive cause he'll steal it from your bands

Think you're hot? Then take a shot and he'll slap it in the stands


Unbeatable - Undefeatable - He's Unbelievable - Unbeatable


Akeem is back with shoes that match in his red white and gold

And if you wanna be Number 1 then this is what I'm told

Work up a sweat get soaking wet keep striving like Akeem

And put ETONICS on your feet, And be just like the Dream


Unbeatable - Undefeatable - He's Unbelievable - Unbeatable

(Fastbreak!)


These lyrics r awesome but one thing is clear:

Hurt em bad dropped the ball of coming up with good rimes for ETONIC, rimes like BUBONIC CHRONIC, or MONALO BLAHNIK or MONOPHONIC TONIC.

ALso another thing is clear, them boys have a for real sweat fetish!!! There is no "right" guard for running the moist offense of Hurt em Bad!!!

When people bought copies of Unbeatable Dream, some money went to fight horrible disease called LUPUS.

There is rule for scientists for African diseases: The funnier the name, the more horrible is the disease. Like "Teste Fly". Hilarious. DEADLY. Same is true for Lupus, which is sickness brought by waterborne parasite in africa that goes into brain and makes your head swell up 3 times normal size like character its named for: "Lupus" from Charlie Brown comics.

lupus

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Friday, August 03, 2007  



SERIOUS BUSINESS
T-NES (aka T-Nez aka Tyrone Nesby)
Prior Records : 2005

BUY IT!



Wizznutzz Rating: 4 out of 5 CheeseBoots



OUR FAVE SONG IS:

"MY LIFE"




PLUS GET OUR:
EXCLUSIVE T-NES RINGTONE!!!

Let everyone on the Red Line to Shady Grove know you've got some "Serious Business" to attend to!!!!!



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READ OUR SHOCKING PROFILE OF TYRONE NESBY HERE!

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Friday, July 06, 2007  



"N.B.A." RAP

Hurt 'Em Bad

12" Single : Groove Tunes Records : 1982
Out Of Print




God Shammgod just sent us a summer care package from china!!!

10 pounds of herpes resistant catifsh and a brand new mixtape!!!

On the mixtape was this super-rare madness "N.B.A. RAP" thats icin like tyson!!!



....The greatest Baller song of all time that dropped into the AM waves with tha heavy authority of a Greevy's potato skin about the time that Agent Zero was first pawing at Gil Srs linen blazer for a fruitfless teat!!


Shoot. Swoop. Loop Da Loop,
Ya take Caldwell Jones to the hoop
I said Slam. Pow. To hear tha sounds
of the swish of the nets from the turnaround

To give the game all that I got,
To never miss a jump shot
To capitalize on their mistakes
To run and gun on the fast break



Its the greatest rimes since Samuel Taylor Coleridge aka "STay COld" freestyled:


In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Up jump thee boogie,
To thy boggie to thee boggie do be


I know "Hurt em Bad" name sounds like some early Nine-Os New Jack Swingaz, but you better smell yourself before ya Ledell yoself cuz:

'NBA RAP' is vintage 1982!!!!

82!!!! Its like the first rap song ever!
All the Kidd n Play Creationists right now be saying "Wait, there were black people in 82??!!!"


Back in 82, rap was young and still experimenting: like a young college freshman David Stern when he moved into his dorm and met new roomate Randy Pontz, the physically confident, sexually adventurous jew warrior from new Paltz with his long legs and short towel

82! Yo to get a sense of how old skool that is, check it on our Hip-Hop NBA timeline:


1982 was:

-2 years before LeBron James was born!

-3 years before Larry Blackmon wore his codpiece outside of the house for the 1st time!!

-4 years before the great Helen Reddy appeared in Fat Boys movie Disorderlies!!

-10 years before Gheorghe Muresan made the Guinness Book for owning the baggiest pair of denim jeans in the world, then set another record that same summer for wearing them backwards at a Kriss Kross concert!

-12 years before Brent Price lost his respect and wife to brother Mark in a heated breakoff

-16 years before "CWebb" released the Gangsta epic 2Much Drama

-22 years before Tyrone "T-Nez" Nesby danced on stage with Peasants and New Democratic Party Union candidate Kazimira Prunskiene at a Lithuanian political rally!!

-25 years before Tony Parker drops coucougnettes and drops "TP"

-35 years before MC Brains is eligible for Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame!!!

All you Youtube SCorcese's dust off your throwback reels and git crackin!!

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007  

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OUR AUDIOBOOK OF THE CLASSIC FABLE:

"SHITSY SPITSY"


Its a cautionary tale about the villagers of small hamlet called 'Cleveland' and a magic mule and greed and the savage burden of expectation and sudden fortune, and shows us all that even in timez of great despair, man can find comfort in the redemptive power of bacon.

Recorded on location in The Mothering Hut by wizznutzz intern, "Babyshambles", former livestock barrister and current caretaker of the Jarvis Hayes beef and sheep farm!

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007  

WIZZNUTZZ intern REX IMMENSAE CHAPMAN has steered the Mothering SHip into the stratosphere and dropped THA BOMB on GOD SHAMMGOD'S MIXTAPE!!!!!!!!!!!

1 part G-Love, 1 part K-Fed, 72 parts BRian Austin Green...



ITS D-UNIT!!!

DARVIN HAM RAP

by Rex Immensae Chapman




and all u K-FERG digital Gandalfs, fire up some remix action for us with the 'Pella!!!!!

DARVIN HAM ACAPELLA [MP3]

Sayz REX:

I wrote this rhyme in 1998, but could not find a beat to put it to. Now, thanks to the miracle of home computer technology, song-crafting capabilities are Logitech desktop microphone. I give it to the Internets because, as Bob Marley sang, 'In this great [Washington basketball] future, you can't forget your past.' Plus I get a Get Out of Mothering Hut Free! Card for such unabashed suck-uppery. Right, Darvin?

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Thursday, November 16, 2006  



THE BALLAD OF MANUTE BOL


by Kenn Kweder



We love Manute Bol! Ever since Kevin Bacon stole him home from Africa. We always say he is like Sudans Muhammad Ali, but without the strength or integrity!

And Kenn Kweder is like Philadelphias Janis Joplin but without the fame or the 14" mechanical penis!!! Everyone loves The Ballad of Manute Bol! Brad Pitt dropped Jen like a sack of coal when she wouldnt let him play it at the wedding and it was briefly the national Anthem of Ireland!!

Who's that man over there who s so incredibly tall?
Who's that man who can block the shots as high as city hall?
Who's that man when he enters a game the other team goes outta control?
Who's the greatest basketball player in the game of basketball?
Manute, Manute J. Bol
Oh, Manute! Manute J. >Bol
Oh, Manute! Manute J. Bol
Oh, Manute! Manute J. Bol

Seven foot one? No
Seven foot two? No
Seven foot three? No
Seven foot four? No
Seven foot five? No
Seven foot six? Almost
Seven foot seven? Yeah!

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Monday, October 16, 2006  

Peter John Ramos

WIZZNUTZZ SPecial triubute to special man:

Peter "Party John" Ramos
aka
Peter non Colpevole
aka
Virgin pete!

He only started balling when he turned 14 and his ice skates no longer fit. He played 4 years in the Puerto Rico leagues before the Wiz drafted him in the second round in 2004. PJ spent most of that year handing out towels on the Wiz bench and trying to fend off the advances of G-Wiz, and he spent most of last year buying meaty sambucas for co-eds in Roanoke. In october 2006 the 7'3" hardwood vixen was released.

After Abe wandered in and gave him an "MVP cake," Party John slipped on his platform shoes, put on his shiny jacket, and took that long walk down Fun Street one last time. He then got sidetracked by the Spy Museum and fell asleep in the School for Spies exhibit.

GOODBYE PARTY JOHN RAMOS
Wizznutzz
2006 : Salieri Records

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Lebron Queen james

During pliant trouser challenges of 2k6 playoffs versus Cleveland Wizznutzz rallied the hometown fans with music, just like a poor mans poor Nils Lofgren, and we got 2 superfanz to remix our instant classic "Queen james" and they delivered major HAMSLAMZ supremez

QUEEN JAMES (MILK DUD REMIX)
by John Surma
Right-click to download!!!



A Eminem D12 hyphy trip!!!! Listen to our flow!! Liste4n for awesome subtle sound effects punctuating punchlines -- that's some Dre level sh*t!!!


QUEEN JAMES (KFERG DnB REMIX)
by Kevin Ferguson


Unlike Chris Webber, u can put this pure ecstacy in your mouth legally!!!

DnB, is that Dave & Busters???? We've always wanted to front the synth-pop band Band of Love!!! No, REALLY. Our favorite song EVER is "I Touch Roses (a.k.a Kwames %@*&!)." Fergie is also responsible for the LEGENDARY "Bullets Fever" remix that can also be downloaded from God's Mix Tape!!! Go get it now below!!!

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YOU DA MAN YOU DA MAN!
THATS THE REASON IM A BULLETS FAN

Unknown Artist




These awesome rappers sound like that group The Goats, and the 1997 Bullets played like goats!!!!

"Llorenzo Williams - You Da Man You Da Man" sends shivers down the spine!!!
Wizznutzz say: "Hang Llorenzo Williams' jersey from the rafters, with llorenzo still in it!!!!"

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006  



Brenda Fassie
"Black President"
Greatest Hits


Being the BLACK PRESIDENT AND Agent Zero means Gilbert loves political music -- and not just from the crusty-punk axis of power!! He loves revolutionary songs of the SOuth African anti-apartheid fight so much that the he still won't play Sun City!!! (We're not talking Phoenix, Tom Knott!!!)

This song was originally written for Nelson Mandela by South African pop star Brenda Fassie, who has great taste in BLACK PRESIDENTS!!! Murderous dictator Charles Taylor in Liberia notwithstanding!!! She would have surely loved Gilbert, for though he is an ASSASSIN, he's a good-hearted assassin, like The Professional or Elektra or John Cusak in GRoss Point Blank!!!

Brenda Fassie was known as the "Madonna of the Townships" -- right up until she overdosed on cocaine and fell into her son's arms! Tragic!!! G-Wiz and Jerry Stackhouse had a similar incident when they tried to spend a 9th day in their weeklong beach house rental and a coked up G-Wiz kept lighting himself on fire and inhaled the burning fumes from his polypropelene underwear. He collapsed in Stack's arms, but luckily Stack was wearing MAN TIGHTS which kept his groin warm whenever G-Wiz's hand strayed so he was able to carry his lover all the way to the Holy Cross hospital in Silver Spring. THAT'S RIGHT, STACK RAN 800 MILES FROM THE OUTER BANKS WITH A TEAM MASCOT IN HIS ARMS BECAUSE HIS MAN TIGHTS ARE THAT IMPORTANT TO HIM!!!

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006  



Rudimentary Peni
"Black President"
The E.P.'s of R.P.


Acoording to Agent Zero'z MySpace site he likes the rappers:
MY NIGGA "GAME" MY NIGGA"FABOLOUS"MY NIGGA"LIL WAYNE"AND I FUCKS WITH YOUNG GEEZY

Dana's fucked with Young Geezy, too, but that was after she dropped a roofy-Cialis combo into his Cris and rode him like an old mule!!!

What Gilbert, aka The Black President, doesn't tell people on MYSpace is how much he LOVES the anarcho-punk scene of early 80s britain!!! Seriously, Gilbert has every single Crass album with ORIGINAL posters in mint condition. And the first time Gilbert did "The Bad Touch" was to a sketch of Eve Libertine he bought off a down & out Steve Ignorant!!!

When he's done building his jersey museum in the the floor of his new home, Gilbert's going to throw together a "Tribute to Crusties" in his basement bathroom. Playing the whole time you're "dropping a dime" will be Rudimentary Peni's "Black President," which Gilbert has called "aural Exlax." At one minute long you gotta crap fast in order to not hear it twice!!

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Thursday, February 16, 2006  

WIZZNUTZZ MENTIONED ON AOL SPORTS BLOGGERS LIVE GIL ARENAS INTERVIEW!

Wizznutzz real question for Gilbert , the one about Ruffin's SquirrelFear and Gils custom SUV that runs on dog power and pudding, was censored.

RIGHT CLICK TO DOWNLOAD MP3

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006  

Dancing with the Large Romanian Stars!!!


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DOWNLOAD GHEORGE DANCE! (.avi file)



Years ago Gheorge Muresan and Mugsy Bogues used to do a dance in the VIP room of Manute Bols supper club. Gheorge would do The Running Man dance, and Mugsy would also do Running Man but he would do it in the space between Gheorges legs. It was like a Taoist Zen kind of performance, man moving within man, irreducible, the endless cycle of humanity. Or endless that is until one of the men drops dead of an pituatary disorder.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006  

Man being famous equals CRAZY. All day every day everywhere wizznutzz go, yo, kids be throwing demos at us, trying to get us to listen to their mix tapes, their latest raps. Please I know we blew up and all but can't a man just enioy his executive nachos in peace??? [actually four men, a rashy lady, one broken man, 2 laplanders, and a man in a lizard mask -Ed.]

But this is something special, from SUperfan Kevin Ferguson, Wizznutzz new official house DeeJay



BULLETS FEVER
THE REMIX!!!!!


DOWNLOAD it






You are probably asking yourself who the hell is this guy Kevin Ferguson is he some kind of genius?

From Kevins Public Relations firm, BTW (Bacon Talent Worldwide):

"Kevin Ferguson's musical career began in the 1940s, when he was a lab assistant for Nils Lofgren during the development of lidocaine. One thing led to another, and today Kevin is a rising star in
basketball-themed house music. Though he is forced to turn down hundreds of remix requests every day, he always finds time for his old buddy Nils. Kevin's newest record, "Daggers!", will be in stores soon."

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006  



WIND ME UP!
Yo been away for a while casue I got BIRD FLu while playjng in Shanghai.
NO RAW CHOOKS says doc. man really, whats the point of living???

SO making up for lost time gonna have a bunch of goodness to pleazure your earzz.

First up from Wizznutzz supaFAN "Genesis of the Ever":

its DC Go-Go Godfather Chuck Brown with his triubute to the 78 CHAMPS:

"GAME SEVEN"

DOWNLOAD IT!!!!

Not too many lyrics but its about the Bullets for sure, and its smooth and cocoa buttery like the cognac and sex breath on Bobby D in the Holiday Inn post game Playas Suite.

And If you dont know DC GoGo, its like a drum-heavy funk that has a call and response thing going on. "Call and Response", you know, like Wes Unseld's wife uses at 3am to convince her husband that the monsters arent really in the room.

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Wednesday, November 02, 2005  

WIZZNUTZZ FAN MUSIC EXLUSIVE!!!



The greatest fan song since Tangerine Dreams' 1983 "Electric Mahorn Nocturne"

WE DONT NEED CHRIS WEBBER

Fidel Castro and the Beards
Writing Credits - Josh Glassman
All rights are reserved to Fidel Castro and the Beards

Throat-slashingly melodic!
RIGHT CLICK TO DOWNLOAD IT!!!!

It was recorded in 1997 by a little band called Fidel Castro and the beards from Vienna kids:
Josh Glassman, Jon Forrester, and Matt Burke.

"It was our ode to Chris Webber, but I thought you might like it. It was recorded with a radio shack kareoke machine, drums, guitar, vocals, but it sounds pretty good."

LYRICS:
We don't need Chris Webber (x3)
We've got plenty of players

We might need NATO treaties
We might need to eat our Wheaties
we might need to know thy self

We might need Donna Shalaylah
And Dick Clarks New Years Gala
We might need to have our health,
but

We don't need Chris Webber (x3)
We've got plenty of players

We might need food on the table
We might meed cinnamon Life
We might need Big show, King Mabel
And his sexy little wife,
but

We don't need Chris Webber (x3)
We've got plenty of players

We might need Axl Roses
Nude girls in porno poses
We might all need to get blown

We might need to play board games
And to remeber your names
And the address of our homes

We don't need Chris Webber (x3)
We've got plenty of players

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Friday, April 22, 2005  



RIGHT CLICK TO DOWNLOAD IT!!

So the story goes a young Nils Lofgren was so moved by the Bullets run into the playoffs that he rushed into the studio and wrote the 7" bullets fever and drove aorund to radio stations like Bram Weinstein Seniors' droll "Other Mans Wives Roadshow" on NPR and dropped off copies and it started sweeping the city like a Sunday wilding in rock creek park. ANyway, then the Bullets shocked the world to beat San Antonio and the Iceman and the 76ers with DRJ and then Seattle in the finals. No wonder we won, Paul SIlas was wearing a suit!!

So Nils went BACK to the studio and cut this awesome worlds best new lyrics version!!!!

The lines:

"CJ and Larry, Greg Joe and Mitch,
Drove the bomb squad into a ditch!"


that got me through some hard times.

The Bullets had there own Bomb Squad in the late 90s, Brent Barry and Tim Legler, (before he was orange), and that Bomb Squad was also driven into a ditch by a big blue pickup truck with a "Plantar Fascitas" bumper sticker.

We wrote Nils recently and asked:

Why not write record Wizards Fever????
DC radio would go crazy, old men would weep, wes unslelds eye would have that shine again after a decade of going darker than a glass of scotch. We will write lyrics for you if you like. In 24 hours we will write lyrcis for you that will shock the world and vault you to to top where you belong. Lets do wizards fever for real. Or "Gilberts Theme" if you prefer adult contemporary these days.

ps will you sign a bullets jersey for me if I send it to you? I can send you money, or anything you want. Do you like Bacon?


Look for the wizznutzz out side MCI center next saturday, just follow the sounds of BULLETS FEVER!

Little known fact: Bullets Fever was Phil Cheniers Wedding song!(weddings 2 and 4)

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Thursday, April 21, 2005  



**********


The year was 1978, and a young man called NILS LOFGREN watched the Washington Bullets make an unprobable run into the playoffs. There must be something I can do to help my team win it all, he thought. ANd there was and young Nils Lorgren (which means "Nothingness Lofgren" in Latin!), picked up his guitar and wrote:

THE GREATEST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF ROCK AND ROLL!!!





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Monday, March 07, 2005  

WIZARDS SOUND BITEZZ 3-PACK!!!

Thanks to Bill Lehecka we got these awesome wiz clips featured on the Tony Kornheiser SHow!!!

Check out Bills tribute to Tone at thiswebsitestinks.com



#1 HARVEST YO NUTS!!!

Its Coach Jordans life philosophy! Its mix between post-Socratic Representationalism, Cliche Naturalism and the confusion brought about by Sharpie vapors.

#2 FOUL MOUTHED ABE








#3 WHERES THE CAKE?!

After the All Star 2005 reserves were announced owner Abe Pollin wheeled a big musty cake out onto the practice court. Around MCI center he is Mister Pollin. For young black children on inner city playgrounds he is known as "Mister Drummond," he is like a local boogyman character and kids are warned by their parents to beware his child-snatching limo. And among Dickens fans and cake enthusiasts he is known as Mister Havisham!

Stay tuned for awesome mp3s of Etan Thomas bringing home the poetry bacon!

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004  





Michael Jordan
MJs Gatorade MP3 Blooper Reel!!
aka Sally Cant Dance

Is IT?
In YOU?!


All commercial executives know: Never work with children, or dogs!

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Thursday, November 18, 2004  


Fear Pouch: Rasheed Wallace Jersey with Dead Wallaby
Photo taken by Darvin Ham during his Andrew Gaze walkabout, 2003

E-40
"Record Haters"
Tha Hall of Game
(Jive)

In 1996 E-40 decided to attack a nubile Washington Bullets rookie by the name of Rasheed Wallace, he of the mysterious white patch on his dome and an insatiable 420 love. Insha'allah!!!

But Sheed is a positive man, able to shake off multiple arrests like cicadas shed this mortal coil and just smile in the face of insectal genocide. 420!!! Sheed ignored E-40's generous offer to cut off his penis ("Got another mutha fucka on my shit list / I'm a cut off his dick list") and made "Record Haters" as the intro to his radio show. Way to turn lemons into urine!!! It's like the one day Sheed spent with the Hawks and refered to city as HOTLANTA and not ENDOFCAREERANTA. Instead he patiently waited for an eternity, and one game later got traded to Motor City and went on to win 2004 championship with Detroit Wizards Midwest and awarded self and teammates with wrestling belts. Who knew plastic could bling bling? Sheed did, E-40, you chubby Bay Area beeatch!!! Insha'allah!!!

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004  


CHRIS WEBBER
"Gangsta! Gangsta!" radio edit
Gangsta! Gangsta! (How You Do It) CD single
(Humility Records)


This is the first post in Webber Wednesdays, where every humping day I, God Shammgod, shall post a divine cut from C Webb, a misunderstood man who grew up middle class, got rich, and complains of oppression in the face of
marijuana busts. HEY, WHO DOESN'T? But C Webb loves music, always had, always will, and Chris Webber is no liar. !!!! FREE MACE!!!

Little known fact: The lyrics featured here include "THE INNER CITY STAR HANGING IN YOUR TITTY BAR" which is also the manifesto of C Webb's Time Out Foundation. Disadvantaged children on the streets of Detroit sing sing sing this throughout the year.

This is the debut single from C Webb's (pseudonym!!!) 2 Much Drama album---sad sad, his only one thus far! Dear Mayce Edward Christopher Webber III, please drop
Tyra, obtain Pro-Tools, cut more jamz!!! "Gangsta Gangsta" features a sample from the most hard-core, most bitch-slappinest, most drug dealinest, most carjackingest music in the world: Seals & Croft's 1967 cut "Sweet Green Fields." FALL BACK, PLAYA HAAYTAZZZ!!!! "Gangsta! Gangsta!" also features the Young Gotti hissssself, Kurupt!!! This is a career move that cannot be overrated. Phi Slama Jama!

For final injury and insultations about hip-hop C Webb stylee, click here to see the video for "Gangsta! Gangsta!" and the album's title track on Yahoo!'s Launch---the Aussie & NZ version!!! From C Webb to Hobbits, this part of the world is BONDI BLUE!!!

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