>>>Ivan the Terrible tha Carter reports that Dsong is gonna play center sometimes this season? He's 6 Feet 8 Inches!!! Dsong is a solid shooter, but if we wanted yet another short stocky center-forward who can't compete against Shaq, why not just sign Hidi? He'd come cheaper & he gets great deals on cigarettes.
>>>Meanwhile, the Moonies have dropped this bomb: The Wizards this season will introduce an alternate road uniform, according to team sources. The new uniform, it is believed, will be gold and black. ... Gold & black? Yes!!! It sounds like the same outfit that Awvee wears when he goes out with Agent Zero. The black & gold gameworns won't show enough moisture for our tastes, but uninteionally going after the Pittsburgh market -- a mere 4.5 hours away from Verizon Center -- is brilliant move by Abe & Susan!!!! Sometimes thhat Dynamic Dup have great marketing ideas; sometimes, not so great.
>>>Tom KNott was also at yesterday's press conference -- see Etan, Knotz gets out of the beanbag & stretches his cholesterol clogged legs once in & a while. The Knotty One is our favorite writer and our biggest influence. He can turn a phrase and then turn it again and then onece again and then once more so that the rotisserie chicken ends up more like wild boar.
>>>Excellent homemade "Bullets Fever" video!!! Such an inspiration!!! See what you can do with a TRS-80 and 997th generation recording of Nils Lofgren's finest moment? DARE TO DREAM.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Like Negative Approach at T&G's 25th anniversary party, WIZZNUTZZ IS BACK IN ACTION LIKE MAHALIA JACKSON!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD!!! BUT JOHN BRANNON AND DANA VON POSTGAME CALL-IN SHOW GIRL ARE VERY MUCH ALIVE!!!!
We've been working on the Mothering Hut, getting it ready for Interns Ken and Ledell for the upcoming season. We've also been developing new products (we have a working prototype of the Awvee Storey Mascot costume!!!) and drinking wine coolers. If we didn't answer your e-mail, we're sorry: Blame it on the peyote (and the fact that we haven't checked it in weeks -- the peyote, that is; the e-mail we check every day & just ignore it). But we're all polishing our hobby horses (that what Ken calls his wee!!), getting our crappy archives in order (past incites are still MOIST incites) and getting ready to go Frankie Goes to Hollywood on your ass this season. RAGE HARD!!!!
