Wednesday, August 16, 2006
WizzNutzz Liberated Exclusive Video of Lonny Baxter's Arrest!!!
Former Wizard and Terp Lonny Baxter Birney was arrested for popping his glock near the White House!!! Before driving off, Baxter squeezed 4 bullets out the window... one of them, Michael Adams, suffered minor injuries. Thankfully the Black President was there to apprehend the Black Assassin, Lonny Wilkes Booth!!!!
This video is so meditative, like sitting nude in the Mothering Hut and smoking California Gold with a crushed roofie chaser. We had this blissful video on a loop last night, our eyes drifting between it and the real live magic Ledell was creating in front of us, making bottle after bottle of his signature scent, Eau de Eackles.
Another WizzNutzz Exclusive!!! We have confirmned that this was the video playing in Baxter Wilkes Booth Birney's Range Rover at the time of the would-be assassin's apprehension:
Monday, August 14, 2006
Agent Zero will miss the World Championship Thingies because he yanked his groin -- SO DID WE, every night this week!!! French news babe Melissa Theuriau is giving us and Unsilent Majority chapped lips!!! Chafing never felt so good!!! And click here for the "beach shots." WizzNutzz never saw a pair of ta-taz like these while in La Belle France. Most of the jugs we sawed looked like Wes Unseld and old eggplants, not pert pears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps we'll be able to get back to INCITES some time this week, though we're shopping for diapers with Michael Ruffin on Wednesday and going fishing with Jared Jefferies in the East River on Thursday so who the fuck knows!!!
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Saturday, August 12, 2006
DON'T FORGET TO READ THE DAILY BACON!!! While we were finding out that Roquefort cheese smells EXACTLY LIKE IKE AUSTIN CHEESEBOOT, the Bacon interns have been offering INCITES on the Wizzzard's wheeling & dealing & DeShawn stealing. Who remembered that DeShawn was convicted of statuatory rape of a 14-year-old girl???!!! BACON INTERN REX, THAT'S WHO!!!! We're excited because the signing of DeShawn portends all sorts of potential Rod Strickland moments -- a.k.a. A RETURN TO THE BULLETZ GLORY DAYS and a resurrection of Chico DeBarge partying in the D.C. suburbs!!!
Another Bacon incite: Lamont points out that Agent Zero is blogging!!! Granted he's doing in a form of coded Cyrillic, but he's also V-blogging IN ENGLISH!!! See videos and vidz from THE BLACK PREZ.
By popular request -- MORE PHOTOS OF FRANCE'S GREATEST EXPORTS:
Thursday, August 10, 2006
We're back from France!! Everybody and we mean TOUT LE MONDE was wearing Oleksiy Pecherov jerseys!!! SO AWESZ!!!!
Also, some more truths about France: All the Newscasters look EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!!
And all the dudes look exactly like this -- but in man-thongs!!! It felt just like WizzNutzz Headquarters!!! Incites will commence TOUTE SUITE!!!!
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