Wednesday, June 28, 2006
A moist WizzNutzz welcome to Bullets draft picks... Handsome Oleksiy Pecherov!!! Our very own KEITH VAN HORN!!! He's so here and here!!!
and Vladimir "Strindberg" Veremeenko!!! Our very own FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY!!! He's so here and here!!
Soon they'll both be HERE!!!
Note to Oleksiy & Vlad: STAY AWAY FROM PARTY JOHN RAMOS of the Roanoke Dazzle!!! After he gets you shooters, he will get you shot -- all in the name of fun, of course, but still: Guns don't kill people, Washington Bullets kill people!!!!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
BELARUS IN THAT HIZZO!!! Today is a HUGE day for the Wizards. They are working out the one and only VladimirVeremeenko, who is poised to take the place of Randell Jackson in the hearts of the WizzNutzz and the place of Brevin Knight on the Seperated at Birth page!!!
Friday, June 16, 2006
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ISLANDS!!! SALIERI JORDAN BECOMES CHARLOTTE BOBCATS CO-OWNER!!! WE NEARLY CRAPPED OUT A KILO WHEN WE READ THAT!!! UPON HEARING THE NEWS OUR FRIENDWILLI WILLIAMS SCREAMED, "IT'S ARMAGIDEON TIME!!!" AND KNOCKED AN ENTIRE JAMOCA HEMP SHAKE ON THE KEYBOARD, SO WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE ALL CAPS!!!
SALIERI VOWS TO "MAKE THE BOBCATS 'GREAT' AGAIN" AND "TREAT THEM LIKE MULES."
EVEN THREATENS TO LACE 'EM UP!!! OR RATHER, VELCRO 'EM UP, SINCE SALIERI CAN'T BEND OVER ANYMORE EXCEPT WHEN HE'S REACHING OVER TO KNOCK THE SNOCONE OUT OF A SMALL CHILD'S TENDER HANDS!!!
ALSO CLAIMS THAT BERNIE BICKERSTAFF IS SAFE, BUT GAR HEARD WAS SEEN SNEAKING AROUND THE BOBCAT CAMPUS!!
SALIERI ALSO SAID HE'S LOOKING INTO A SIGN AND TRADE: BREVIN KNIGHT AND HIS FURNITURE STORE FOR KWAME BROWN AND A PACK OF SMOKES!!! "WELCOME BACK, FLAMING FAGGOT" SAYS SALERI TO A WEEPING MANCHILD AT THE CHARLOTTE AIRPORT!!!
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Thursday, June 15, 2006
CALLING ALL INTERNS!!!!!!!
wizznutzz looking for video editing masters!!! we have a few small video projects that need assisting, most can be done in iMovie better yet final cut pro, and one that may need AFtereffects mastery. We dont pay but will be so sweet it will bring you fame and Youtube crashing to its knees and you can have Ledell Eackles for a week, like the Stanley Cup, pass him around!!!
If interested plz email: wizznutzz at yahoo.com!!!
Sunday, June 11, 2006
WizzNutzz are on a short hiatus scouting a netball player down in Jamaica who goes by the military honorific Col. E. Weed. He can light 'em up like nobody we ever seen!!! WE SALUTE YOU, HERR COLONEL!
But as we hang out in Tivoli Gardens searching for the next Lorenzo Williams, remember that the interns over at THE DAILY BACON are providing DAILY INCITES on everything in the world of sports and sports entertainment (SPELinG BE!!!).
So until we return from the island, enjoy this SUPER RARE video of Steve Blake performing at a punk club in New York City!!!
