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Friday, December 18, 2009


Wizznutzz reveal NEW MISTRESSES linked to TIGER WOODS!


Carrie Prejean

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Word is Tiger had a 3 week fling with Prejean in 2005, after she placed in the Miss California Teen USA pageant. She fell hard for Woods. Soon after they began dating she listed "Opening an outreach ministry in Calbanasia" as her Life's Dream on her pageant profile. The relationship broke up quickly, when Wood's realized that Carrie wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree and when Carrie realized Tiger was black.

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Meg Whitman

"High Performance. Delivered." The REAL reason Accenture dropped Tiger.

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Nicole aka "Snookie"

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Tiger hooked up with the reality show guidette when he spotted her getting a piercing one night on the Atlantic City boardwalk. Turns out Tiger has been slumming the Jersey Shore for years. It's been like a double life for him: scratching a base, trashy itch that the PGA tour, with its conservative etiquettes, and frosty good-wives could never reach. Tiger was a regular at all the Seaside Heights clubs, rolling with a crew of fist pumping Ginos. Tiger even DJ'ed at the legendary "Tempations" before it should down. Woods kept it out of the papers by sending Snookie $25 a month in untraceable Armani Exchange gift cards. Tiger ended things during the filming of Jersey Shore when Snookie began sexting him from the MTV confession booth.

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Polly Holiday

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Tiger has already shown he has a thing for pancake waitresses. And when it comes to waitresses, Flo of Mel's Diner is the mothership, and bedding her fulfilled a childhood fantasy.

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Lisa Nowak

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Bedding an astronaut, another boyhood fantasy. And a forbidden one: Earl Woods held a life-long prejudice against astronauts. He called them "Space Monkeys" and swore he would disown Tiger if he ever brought one home.

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Linda Cohn

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Tiger would secretly meet Linda at the Clarion Hotel in Bristol, where he would book rooms under the code name "Stephen A. Smith." Tiger was the latest in a number of famous athletes to have strayed with ESPN's primetime cougar. There's just something about hearing a sexy, older woman's voice while you watch highlights of yourself on TV, that an oversexed narcissist can't resist.

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Jocelyn Wildenstein

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Sources say that for some time, Tiger has been in a weirdly natal pursuit of the socialite, who is known as "The Lion Queen" for the extensive and disturbing plastic surgeries she has undertaken in an effort to transform herself into a jungle cat. New York Post readying "Move Over TomKat, Here Comes the Liger!' headline.

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Amy Mickelson

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If this rumor proves true - that Tiger bedded his rival's wife on the very same night Phil won the 2006 Master - it is unlikely that Wood's reputation would ever recover. Great for the game of golf though!

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Shella Swope

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Susan Wagner, 37, of Blooming Grove WI. recently admitted to RadarOnline that she was "shocked" when she turned on her computer on October 9 and saw Tiger Woods having sex with her SIMS online avatar. "I knew it was Tiger because he looked just like Tiger. Most people online have avatars that look different from how they look. They make their online versions more attractive, like skinnier or younger or give them cool clothes. But Tigers avatar was just the same as Tiger always looks. He was even wearing a baseball cap while he had sex with Shella. I was so horrified. Shella never does things like this. It's been a very difficult time for us both and we hope you respect our privacy as we work to repair our trust." Electronic Arts stated that they will be "re-evaluating our relationship with Tiger Woods" over the coming weeks but refused further comment. "We don't discuss our Avatar's private lives."

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Derek Jeter

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This one comes as no surprise to anyone. I mean, come on, it's Jeter. Even Elin forgives him for this one.


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