We have been holed up in the Mothering Hut preparing for our keynote presentation "Animated GIFS: How To Build Your Geocities Empire One Magical Pixel at a Time" that we will deliver at the sure2Be randy and moist sports blogging convention Saturday night in New York City! Check TMZ for the awesome upskirt photos of Dan Shanoff tomorrow!
But while we were away we also got into bed with the mainstream media!!! (John Feinstein called out "Trajan" while he made love to us!)
First off you might have seen us on Washingtonpost.com correctly predicting the Wizards falling to five in the NBA draft where they will surely look to trade down for Ledell Eakles Jr!!
What an honor! even if they had to hire a ghost writer called 'James' to work with us , its still a huge honor to write for the great Lang WHitaker. Lang said times are tight in the magazine business. you can tell because the magazine has a 2-page ad for the new Steve Blake shoe. Tru Fact! So in these times they couldnt afford a professional like Tom Knott cuz he charges by the metaphor. SO we were thrilled to get the call!! You can read all the whole article below. You will recognize some old friends, like Al Jarreau and Tony Icarus. We dont like to think of this as recycling japes but rather as shout outs to our loyal readers!
Go out and buy the magazine! Yes I know our arch nemesis Salieri is on the cover but keep an eye out for super-limited edition japanese cover!