Last week in the internet there was a salty sensation that was taken from us way too young!
On Monday morning word got around that x-baller and TV talker Gary Payton had taken his swag cyber and had started a twitter account updating his personal movements and aggro-aphorisms in real time. GP and Twitter: never did it seem there had been a man and a technology so perfectly matched, at least since ROBO VENDOR ruled the MCI Center in the late 20th Century!
By Tuesday news of GPs tweetmagic was all over the sports blogosfear and was reported in real newspaper sites and even made it 2 print in one bankrupt paper.
By Wednesday a guy claiming to be NYTimez sportswriter "Howard Beck" denounced REALGARYPAYTON as being too real for mankind and by Thursday GP was silenced 4 ever!!!
We will miss your tainted haiku GP. U were inspiration too us with your brute honesty and tender fondling of the language of men. There is an honorary wizznutzz internship open 4 u anytime u want it, or for your son Gary Payton Junior or for your other son Gary Payton II.
U cant find Garys twitter no more but we rounded up most of it below from google so it can be seen for all time (or until time Howard Beck accepts August Strindbergs challenge to a duel)
U think my mouth talk trash wait til u hear my thumbs holla!! Follow me fanz, @THE_REAL_SHAQ got 200K, gimme sum of yo sheep black moses!
Obama Courtside Wiz/Bulls. THAT MY PREZ! Welcome to 39% ballers haha. With them taxes next season all y'all be playin' 4 Toronto
Me, Jr. and GPII ran into Shawn Kemp and Shawn Kemp Jr. (U. of 'Bama!) OG Kemp still mad @ Premiata Montegranaro. Who ain't? Ban pasta! LOL
remember when dallas would beat everybody? damn how the mighty have fallen when CHOKLAHOMA CITY can beat u @markcuban!
oh shit that was supposed to be private email LOL
Drive 2 OAK 2 fly ATL 4 TV. Got tapes 2 study but I bring DVDs 2. Planes never got no movies 4 a black man 2 watch. No horror no Van Peebles
GPII gave me a Snuggie to wear on the plane. That thing is warm!
K they telling me I got to turn off my phone. btw I think Remington Steele is on my plane
In studio getting make up. If it aint broke dont fix I say
Ahmad walking around in just his undershorts. He always doing that these days since he started them man aerobics. Cover it up A-RHAD!!!
Ahmad kill me if he read this. Ahmad U smell like sushi and roll on. Haaaahaaaa im the TWITTER ASSASSIN
good one up tonite. PHO v ORL. CHeck us out twitter people. Well be talking Superman v Superman. JJReddick U=THE REALJIMMYOLSON
JJ R don't let the haters get you down -- "Confidence Counts", it's a book and a lifestyle!! Smell the Glove.
3Q producr just tell me i shud say "experience" not say "experience FACTOR" i say do your job i do mine i get paid 2 talk tha 2nd words free
lights 2 damn hot in here. i need 2 go on air w/ jacket no shirt like Lorenzo Lamas or a man who tame lion. I rock that look shock that rook
Pat Ewing I love you like a brother but r u on the chris tucker diet? pass the peas like they used to say. i got CWebb laughing now
Bacon is natures alarm clock
Hey Mr Towncar driver, i didnt realize i was holding a big sign that say "TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR COUSINS BASKETBALL CAREER"
OK city make playoffs when Tyler Perry movie full of white dudes
my Word of the Day: "MAXIMILLIAN"
pepsi got tha new logo. its all same 2 me. they want 2 chng it chng the can from blue. but they cant cuz red=coke & all other colors =fruits
prple=grape, ornge=ornge, red=coke, yellow=lemon, green=lemonlime, blue=nofruit
b4 you say it "Blue Rasberry" , thats a FLAVOR not a fruit
brown also has no fruits but brown=yoohoo
am i the only one excited about the new Depeche Mode? Dave Gahan is straight ballin' (no homo)
Meeting 2day with Cole Haan about tha shoe line. Shoes 4 work not 4 play. "Pro Casuals" Damn i miss my Air Hawks. Damn I feel retired 2day