The media getting all testy as it gropes for the scoop like blind men hunting for the hot sausages at a breakfast buffet. Give the man some space!!! when jesus came back you think he had to put the miracles on hold so he could reply to texts from Mike Jones?
This is breathless news!!! We r so exited! It has been so long, will we even recognize Gilbert????
Will he be wearing one of those ratty mexican Baja hoodies and talking about Mo Tucker's chaste drumming like kids usually do when they leave the house for 2 years?
Will the duct tape slow him down?
Will he launch a half court shot on his first possession?
Will he twitter at halftime? from the shower????
Gil has said he will only play ONE road game.
AT CLEVELAND! WHo said we didnt make the playoffs? !!!!!!!
THIS IS OUR PLAYOFF GAME AMERICA!!!!!!! DC/CLEVELAND ROUND FOUR!!!! Pack your bags Soulja Boy its ON!!!! A one game battle royal!!
Gilbert is going 2 go all John Henry and outscore cleveland and its fancy cold new machine all by himself! He will come 2 the mountain and u will hear his HAMMAH ring and he will beat that steam drill down and he will score 100 points and when he socres the last game winner his knee will literally explode and kids will sing his song in schools for years to come, or at least in the schools for special kids
