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Friday, March 27, 2009
 
michael ruffin

"Dumb-ass breeders.. who the hell do you think gave him that name 'Magic Johnson'?"
-Wiggernaut 2

SOME AWESOME WIZ LINKS THIS WEEK FROM OUR FRIENDS OVER AT BULLETS FOREVER!!!

First OFF, MICAHEL RUFFIN IS COLLECTING EXOTIC PETS!

When Michael Ruffin learned he had been traded from the Chicago Bulls last month, he and his wife, Mistye, rounded up their four children, packed enough clothes and belongings to get through the season and grabbed their jar of yet-to-hatch crescent gecko eggs before heading to Portland.

All of this after they found temporary homes for their bearded dragon, African spur-thigh tortoise, tarantula, three dogs, corn snake, hamster and ferrets...

...Over the years, Ruffin's animal collection has been so extensive he can't remember how many "pets" he's actually owned. But his best guess is roughly 100.

There have been hedgehogs, African bullfrogs, countless snakes -- including boa constrictors and pythons -- a wide array of lizards, salamanders and chameleons. There have been caimans (small crocodiles), unusual fish, and dozens of more ordinary animals, such as dogs, cats, ferrets, rabbits and hamsters.

The most exotic creature Ruffin has owned is a coatimundi, a type of raccoon from Central America, which he eventually donated to the Denver Zoo. He's also owned a few African spur-thighed tortoises, bearded dragons and tarantulas.


Ruffrider is DOCTOR DOOLITTLE!!!

All those animals but did you notice: no squirrels?!!!! As we have reported here many times Mike Ruffin only fears one thing in gods kingdom and that is the squirrel. He is terrified of them. Even at his wedding he couldn't stop thinking about squirrel attacks!

michael ruffin

It is interesting that he loves other animals so much but hates the squirrel. Maybe this is classic overcompensation: he is hiding from his fears of one animal by surrounding himself by other, less deadly animalia? or maybe he is doing an experiment to show mankind what a divine exotic natural uptopia would exist on this earth if we eradicated the predator squirrel. OR MAYBE MICHAEL RUFFIN IS BUILDING AN ARK, OMG HE IS GOING TO BUILD AN ARK for THE END OF DAYS!!!! I need to get me a couple giant ferret suits to be part of the new surviver race!!!!

Download our awesome Mike Ruffin Wallpaper!

Also...

G-WIZ IS ON TWITTER!!!!!!

Its already our fave twitter site! And Its even better reading if when u see the word "Twinkies" you swap in the word "methamphetamines" and when u see the word "burrito" swap in the word "****"!!!!

Also on Bullets Forever: an Awesome Old Skool CWEBB Video

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HOT MUSIC LINKS!!!

Introducing THE CHENIERS!

With name like Chenier I was expecting MUMBLECORE but its actually very lively!

The Cheniers will be playing at the Save Velocity Grill Benefit this weekend with the band Manute Bol, and the other band Manute Bol and those jazz fusion darlings "Eakles, Overton and Pack".

SPeaking of MNAUTE BOL, raise you hand if you want to click on something that is very great and at same time so very very very NOT great?????

OK then U asked for it. DOnt say we didnt warn you!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously we are warning you maybe dont click this one just walk away.

Introducing.....

WIGGERNAUT 2 and his shocking summer jam "MANUTE BOL" !!!!

Wiggernaut 2 is kind of like Kanye, if Kanye was very gay and very randy and wrote graphic, truly insane queer fetish jams about a lifesized manute bol poster.

Can u imagine if you were a rookie in the NBA and your first day u show up and start rocking this in the lockerroom it would be the greatest day in history

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