To preview tonite's "must not win" showdown vs the Atlanta Hawks, the wizznutzz sat down with the OFFICIAL HAWKS WEBSITE to answer some questions!!!!
On Gilbert's Health... "There is much mystery surrounding his latest setback. There is even a rumor floating about that Gilbert has polio, and that the league has agreed to only film him from the waste up so that fans won't notice the unsightly metal braces on his legs. "
On Abe Pollin's Wallet... "The Wizards could have re-signed Mason, but owner Abe Pollin has made it clear he refuses to pay the luxury tax. If you ever had the displeasure of attending Bullets games at the old Capital Centre, then you know that Abe Pollin has waged a life-long war against "luxury". He is the only active owner who lives solely off of his NBA per diem."
On The Best Case Scenario for the Next Few Years... "Wizards land the #1 pick in the draft, we finally get healthy, a few of our young kids develop into reliable contributors, Barack Obama is hired to coach the team, and Sports Illustrated reports that Antawn Jamison lied about his age to get into college and is in fact only 25 years old. "
