Its a dream come true, although to be precise the dream was to go into business as Miami Beach bounty hunters with Charles oakly but this is pretty good too.This isnt the first time we have gone into business with NBA players.
We created the IKE AUSTIN CHEESEBOOT
We sold Tony Kornheiser Throwback Moleskin Wrestling Togs
out of the back of a van in Baileys Crossroads
and we were the subject of a class action lawsuit over our JUAN DIXON ANTISEPTIC BACON DISPENSER
(aka "Operation brown ANgels")
Its also not the first time we have "gotten into bed" with an NBA player. During the 97 bullets summer league, Jimmy Oliver slept at our place for a couple weeks when money was tite. Head to toe! He credits the experience with helping him find God! Now we have both reached our dreams: us selling charles Oakley's clothes and Jimmy balling for Jesus' Atheltic Ministry.
Dear J.A.M., please redeem andray blatche!