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Friday, January 30, 2009
 
Straight Outta Norra Begravningsplatsen!!!


Suicidally distraguht from the disasterous results of this year's crop of invitro Wizards -- not to mention Flemish whores who stole all his absenthe -- late last night Swedish intern August Strindberg retired to his resting place in Norra Begravningsplatsen, wrapped himself in a polio-laced blanket made of wool and Visigoth chesthair, and had a nervous breakdown ...

Thankfully, Jarrko was there to record August's baby screams, infantile laughter, Anglocized babbling and a burping plague of frogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now you can hear a desperate man's very private Scandinavian version of severe mental illness UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL with the composition "August's Breakdown (Jarrko's Vale of Cashmere Refix)." We're sure this will be latest dancefloor clearewr on God's Mixtape, right after Jay-Z's homoerotic Bron Bron tribute, "Hand Powder Where It Count (I'm Chaffed)."


DONWLOAD AUGUSTS BREAKDOWN!

We describe new track with very trendish "Ambient Black Metal for Mad Ballers" -- at lesat that's what Jarrko named it when he send a handmade CD-R demo package to the Flingco Sound System!!! (Please sign Jarksa and his perfect vision of DisturboCore to your beautiful boutique!!!!! Uplifting sounds of Wrnlrd is WizzNutzz house band in new Bristol HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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