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Friday, March 28, 2008
 
WEEKEND BIG BITES:

We induct 2 new dopplebangers into the WIZZNUTZZ SEPERATED AT BIRTH!!!

The long overdue BIG OILY and LIL STEWIE!

lil stewie pecherov

Thanks Stacy King!

and then insiped by this beauty...

LEDELL EACKLES and SASQUATCH!!

ledell eackles bigfoot
Old NoNeckles walking away all suspicious like he just set off a car alarm!!

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chris webber

C-WEBB RETIRES!

MIKE WILBON GIVES BIRTH TO A WORKING CLASS SON!

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE CONTINUES!



While we r happy there will be another chair at next years black thanksgiving we grieve the loss of CWEBB aka MACE aka GARDENBURGER

IT makes us think about the great Bullets McSalad days of 1998

THIS STORY takes us back!!!

It has it all:
The throat slitting, the My Giant line readings, the "delicate system" of Rod STrickland, the black eye, the DUIs, the controlled substance, the Terry Davis.

Holy Marlene Cooke those were fine times!

When we got CWebb in a trade for eight #1s and Jim Lynams wife, we thought the franchise was going to rise up and he would take us to the promised land. We never had a player like Chris Webber.

So versatile. So charming. SO DAMN SUPPLE!!!!

But it all went so wrong and CWEBB left our city feeling like it had just been raped by a wombat and our hearts grew stoney and we sang along with Fidel Castro and the Beards "We DOnt Need Chris Webber We Got Plenty of Players!" and we almost believed it.

We followed CWebb around the league after he left and he was mostly succesul and popular but never really reached what he should have reached, and even though he was surrounded by Tyra and Nas he somertimes seemed lonelier that a Quiddich fantasy league.

Now CWebb will retire with no rings and will surround himself with the company of his personal collection of African Amercian artifacts, including:

-Eldridge Cleaver autographed 4LP audiobook of Soul On Fire, (narrated by Frank Herzog)

-Rare Phillis Wheatley bobble head doll

-Pair of gameworn tights from the Harlem Renaissance


C WEBB make us an offer for OUR PERSONAL COLLECTION!!!!

Our dream is for you to take the Pervis Ellison Busniess Card on an edutainment tour of americas schools!!!



Show your love for Chris Webber and install the MOOMINWEBBER WALLPAPER today!!!

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PONY UP COLD MOUNTAIN u cheap traiter!!!


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rare ROD STRICKLAND JERSEY MAKES WAVES!

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