This time of the year is one of most exciting in the sports world!
Evryone across the country is talking about only one thing: the Kwame Brown trade!!!
SOme people are also talking about the super bowl game and one of funnest things about super bowl is the commercials!!!!
Every year people make reviews the day after the game talking about the best commercials they saw and the worst ones too. Everyone loves these reviews!!!!!
We do too!!! so we thought we will do one too, and not only that, we will be first place to review the commercials because we are reviewing them BEFORE THEY ARE EVEN ON TV!!!!!
So here are our favorite commercials that you will be seeing tomorrow.
We rate them from worst to best using our patented Naked Maury Chaykin Ratings Systrem (tm)!!!
ONE NAKED MAURY CHAYKIN!
The one with the swearing grannie
The one with the singing babies
The one for the summer comedy with the big red font
The one with the black guy who played the president on '24'
The one that made everyone think "Wilfred Brimley is still alive???"
The one for the technology company that no one has heard of that talked about 'linking' or 'streaming' or 'powering' the human race
The one that had that random, non-speaking cameo by Michael Jordan for that company that is desperately regretting that long-term endorsement deal it made with Michael Jordan back in the mid 90s
The one where the confident professional woman in her late 20s explained to her less attractive woman friend about the thing she can do for that feminine problem she has
The one for the financial company that had the pictures of whales and that old black man's face and the voice saying that thing about "integrity"
The one for the NFL that thanked the fans
The one for the NFL that thanked the troops
The one for the NFL charity where the former player thanked the fans for helping to try and find a cure for the diseases that his children have
The one for the drug with the touch football, the poker game, the high fives, the cigars, and the leaky penis
TWO NAKED MAURY CHAYKINS!!
The one in the bar where the guy humiliated the woman so he could end up with that bottle of beer
The one with Robin Leach for the snack chip with the new shape
The one for the oil company about saving the world that had the children blowing dandelions in slow motion
The one for the delivery company about the flamboyant co-worker that was played by the guy who played the flamboyant co-worker in that 90s sitcom
The one for the diet with that actress with low self-esteem
The one for the frozen pizza company that had that clever spoof of the last episode of the Sopranos but with the Manning family sitting in the booth instead of the Sopranos
The one for the light beer with the slackers and their Indian roomate with his funny accent and his beer and his hot sister and their funny dilemma
The one for the office supply company that had the workplace spoof of the sexual harassment seminar and that just spent 3 million dollars to make an awkward rape joke
THREE NAKED MAURY CHAYKINS!!!
The one that had the MySpace model sexualizing a beef sandwich
The one for the soda with the special effects where Nicole Richie sang a duet with a hologram of her dead father Lionel
The one for the caffeine soda with the noise and the dangerous backyard stunt and the burning dog
The one with Hootie and the giant burrito
The one that the beer company will apologize for next week that had those gay cowboys and their talking horses
The one for the light beer that had the guy who farts in the blimp
FOUR NAKED MAURY CHAYKINS!!!!
The one for the online dating company where the mascots from rival teams fell in love and had that weirdly hilarious mascot baby
The one for the online travel company with all those pygmies dressed up like Scottish people that Access Hollywood will tell you on Monday had the most pygmies ever assembled for a TV commercial
