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Friday, February 22, 2008
 


SUPERFAN EDUARDO WRITES IN WITH A PUNGENT BRUSH WITH FAME!!!!

Wiz had an autograph session for season ticketholders last night. We sat there, watching Buckhantz, Chenier, Walt Frazier, and Dave Feldman make small talk off to the side while awaiting news of who we would be meeting and greeting. Lo and behold, out walks the unwrapped Rolo himself, Brendan Haywood, alongside Dominic McGuire. "Pretty good," I think, even though I was hoping to embarrass Darius Songaila again like I did for the earlier meet and greet.

Now, this is too good to make up…this is about as factual as my recollection can be: as we get near the table, Brendan is telling Dominic where to go to get the "real" price on jeans. It was some big-and-tall store in…Temple Hills? I couldn't quite catch the name. Brendan was like, "Now, listen, you go up to the second floor and ask for [Fruju? Something like that] and he'll get you the real price. If jeans is a hundred dollars, he'll get 'em to you for 90. But you gotta ask for the real price."

Dominic was practically taking notes! Hanging on every word! "Ok…so up on the second floor?"

Then, behind us, someone laid a nasty fart. Brendan covered his nose and repeatedly exclaimed "Good gracious! Good gracious!" Then, "Somebody foul in there. Someone got a mess in their insides. Somebody need to be layin off the dairy, know what I'm saying?"

Doesn't make up for the team not showing up for overtime, but it was a small victory nonetheless.


My bet is they are talking about:

Casual Male XL
5736 Silver Hill Rd
District Heights, MD 20747

(301) 967-9853

Home of the Four X Fioruccis!

ask for Brendans discount!

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