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Thursday, December 13, 2007
 
THE Mitchell REport Came Out Today with SOme COld STone Shockerz.

LARRY BIGBIE rolled over, and when he rolled over lots of people fell out of the bed.

There were many names in the report, but there was one name in the Appendix that we almost missed that is most shocking:

KEVIN DUCKWORTH!!???!!!

He is not actually implicated in steroids in any way but during the investigation of former Met clubhouse guy Kirk Radomski the following personal check was uncovered:





Say It AInt so BIG BITE!!!!


We havent heard much from Duckworth since he sold us THE DUCKWAGON(tm)in 2003.

The DUCKWAGON is our charity Edu-Tainment vehicle we use for giving back and for bringing cheese across the mexican border. We hide it in special panels Kevin had installed when he was originally converting the van into a pancake stand but then had to give up his dream when he found out you cant operate a pancake stand without a license, even if the pancake stand is only for yourself!!!!



SO we were shocked when superfan Sasha sent us this recent picture of Kevin, who now appears to outweigh the Duckwagon!




Hey Holden Caulfield, Ill tell ya where tha DUCKS went in winter:
TO DENNYS! HAHAHAHAHA


No for real we love Duckworth, and admire his post-playing successes in his new career:

Kevin is a very important figure in the powerful Trans Fat Lobby!

This photo shows him at a summer "CARVE IN" on Capitol Hill, where he his trying to raise awareness of the rights of unborn food, and pressure Congress to pass his "Mandatory Company Picnics" legislation!!!!

Keep Fighting the good fight KayDee, blessed are the righteous for tasty are their rewards!!!

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