Wednesday, October 31, 2007
HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSAYR!!!!! HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSAYR!!!!! HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSAYR!!!!! That's right!! It was 10years ago today that Sgt. Lynham taught the band to play!!! On Oct. 31 1997 the WizzNutzz traveled to Big Buck country and watched the very first game of Washington Wizards (nee Bulletz) vs. Detroit Pistons!!! WizzNutzz of course dressed as wizards but were slandered by the bigots at the Palace of Aubern Hills:
"Look at the Three Wisemen!" was a common quote.
"Let's get the Gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" was an even scarier one by the racists, especially in public bathrooms.
It was another 5 years before we found out about electricity, and during that time something caleld THE INTERNETS was born -- and thus so were we, like a pod baby in the first Aliens. Look at our first creation!!! http://www.geocities.com/wizznutzz/wizardshome.html
We didn't know much about biology, but we attacked this frog called the INTERNETS like a middle schooler with a scalpel and a jug full of pickle juice. "Hey, froggie, let me cut you here and see what comes out ... GHEORGE MURSEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If we betyter pallned, we would have made huge anniverasary date of anniversary, with celebrations at Wheaton Cirutict City -- TVs for everyone, just don't get caught!!! -- and nude street running eexcept for bacon wraps around our Jimmy Deans.
Instead, all you get is this short post with a promsie for more 10th anniversary celebrations at a latter date.
Now, we can't wait for the Washington Wizards 2007-2008 season to start next weeks!!!!!!!!!!! (WHO ART ETHEY PLAYING???? We didn't a sheduele!!! )
