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Friday, August 03, 2007
 
WIZZNUTZZ OBTAIN CRIME SCENE PHOTO OF ANDRAY BLATCHE ARREST!!!

Insider reports Dre defense is that he was just "testing the market" and only expected negotiations of BJ 4 Benjamins to go as far as arbitration.!!!

andray blatche

We spoke with wizznutzz Intern-At-Large DANA of late 90s Postgame Call-In SHow fame about the case because she is an expert whren it comes to "solicitation" and she says it is no big deal and that sometimes a mans gotta "Pay 2 Play" and she claims trading sex for Capris Sun coupons is not a crime in Louisiana for whatever thats worth !!!!!

You maybe saying "whats a machosensual millionaire need to pay money to cop Good Cop from Bad Cop????" Maybe he watched too much late-nite Cagney and Lacey when his young body was changing?? Or maybe it was just an IMPULSE PURCHASE - u know, like when you linin and dinin at the express checkout at Giant Food with your deli meat Party Platter and next thing you know you stuffing Duracell gold tops and an electric lollypop down your drawstringz!

With Dre getting collared by the Hill STreet Blues, and Lonnie Baxter trying to cap the Prez and Darvin Hams moms blazin her Benzo, its time we updated the Wizznutzz Rap Sheet!!

One thing for sure, Donnell Taylors laying low, knowing how he and Dre like to "share" ladies:

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