We get a lot of e-mails that ask, "Can bacon be a chocolate bar?" And we always say back, "What bacon can or cannot be is only limited by your imagination and the amount of untainted pig meat in your region of the world. But yes, of course bacon can be a chocolate bar!!!"
And we also get a lot of e-mails that ask, "Why hasn't there been any definitive summer jam yet in 2007? " and also "WHERE IS JAHIDI???"
Thankfully, we can answer these last two questions with one simpel sentence:
"Jahidi is directing music videos in Holland, which is also called Denmark, which once had a depressed prince who spoke to a skull, just like Salieri did in the Wizards' lockerrroom, though Salieri Skull was attached to T-Nes' neckbone."
And several simple embeds give us Jahidi & Bearforce1's awesome summer jamz. Feel the heat on your bacon chocolate covered meat!!!!