TITE TAKEOVER NEWZZ!!!!
FIRST OF ALL
Mothering Hut mentioned in July issue of STUFF MAGAZINE!!!!!
We were hoping for Mila Kunis posing atop a pile of shaved brisket in a Jahidi White thong (nothing says INTIMATE like a salty J WHite gameworn!) - but we'll take it!!!
SECOND OF ALL:
We r mentioned in Wednesdays Tony Kornheseir Radio SHow!!
Disgraced intern and PR whore "James from Wheaton' sent TK some MoHut swag and a rambling letter and got more love than Steve Blake in a Beltsville woodshed!!!..
We dont know what is more satisfying, hearing TK saying the word "Brilliant" or saying the words "CheeseBoot"!!!! (ringtone coming soon!)
This means now that MoHut swag has been worn by stars of PArdon The Interruption AND Pardon The Weeping!!!
It is also the first time we have been on Tonys show since we put ANdy Pollin up for sale on eBay!!! The government of Bangladesh is still furious that their winning bid wasnt honored!!! Especially after they were so convinced by the testimonials:
"My Polley arrived last week, and it was ready to go, right out of the box. The instructional video was so helpful: I was riding my Polley in minutes!"
---J. Hutto, SIlver Spring, MD
"I liked my Polley so much, I bought one for every room in the house! The best thing is, now I don't have to fight with my wife and kids for control of the Polley! Thanks Andy Polley!"
---S. Daly, Ocean City, MD
"I purchased the optional Polley Pants and suddenly I'm the most popular lady at the home. Now every day I feel like the teenager I once was --- springtime in Rhodesia , a young woman , apprehensive with my budding sexuality, and yet nervously excited with it's promises! "
--- R.S. Smutts
"My Polley is alert and likes to perform routine tasks. Andy Polley is so Right On!"
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