The First Lady of DC Hoops, the most perkily ruthless promoter since Leni Riefenstahl, steps down leaving quite a legacy:
-Her Wizards 'Singles Nights' increased distict birthrate 7% in 2006!!
-Partnered in successful fashion line available through Men's Warehouse. The'Gal Monday' brand paired white sneakers with navy suit sets for trendy commuter coordinates!!!
-She was pivotal whistle blower in Federal Lawsuit against Dow Chemicalz to enforce stricter flame retardant limits in Mascot costumery. Key evidence in trial included:
- O'Malley's brainchild 'Basket', the 'Safe' Mascot
-Gaithersburg police autopsy proving former mascot Hoops' tragic 'Death by Cop' linked to pockets of toxic blue polyester in brain
Susan will be using her new free time to focus on her work as Motivational speaker and continue to teach corporate speaking at Learning Annex. Its most popular Learning Annex course ever taught by member of the washington Bullets.
More popular even than Doug Collins "Make Money The Cronie Way" or Kevin Duckworths "The 7 Laws Of Excess" or Gar Heard's "Bicycles!" or Micahel Ruffins ""The Amazing Power Of Self-Hypnosis"!!
Intern Jaarko has already put this new skill to work, weaving a smart nautical jacket out of baconrope to present to Finlands number one celebrity RENNY HARLIN when Renny came to visit Borga Segelsallskap Yeucht Clob where Jaarko works summers in the cabana as Herring Boy
Renny was flattered and looked xtra handsome in his meat tux!!!!. The ladies were more attracted to him than ever!!!! Unfortunately so were the wolverines!!! Doctors say Reny will get back use of most of his hands and that most scars will heal nicely though some pieces of bacon they couldnt remove and will now remain an intimate part of his biomatrix for all time and that he may develop a fear of delis!!!
4. Reggie Theus tabbed as new head coach of Sacramento Kings!!
Malouf Brothers were impressed by Theus' coaching on the TNBC sitcom "HANG TIME"
They were esp impressed by his performances during two hi-pressure "Very Special Episodes":
Ep. #23 - where Coach Fuller teaches Danny that dog fighting isnt just illegal, its also uncool Ep. #16 - where he becomes concerned with Teddy's obsession with strip clubs and shows him how to "Make it rain with self-respect".
5. We are visiting our friends at WAYWARD O website, its about Orioles aka "Angelos vs The People Of Baltimore".
Agent Steinz wonders what connection to wizznutzz is.. isnt it obvious?? Tite grammar and losing! We have nostalgic envy for Wayward O. COmpared to Wiz, Orioles are so early in the cycle of defeat. They havent even changed their name and traded Tejada for Ike Austin yet!!
6. WE HAVE NEW ADVERTISERS!!!
We welcome two advertisers to the wizznutzz family.
They gave us money to be mentioned on the site! Usually we are given money by people NOT to be mentioned on site!
At RAZORGATOR you can buy tickets to all sorts of sports events. Its amazing! A guy there even sold me 4 front row tockets to a 1982 Bullets-Hawks game!!!! And threw in free Cap Center parking!!!
At BETUS.COM you can place all kinds of bets on all kinds of stuff.
Cool prop bets like:
- $22,000, 000 : Over/Under : Opening day gross in Mexicso for Chico DeBarge film The Queen Of Media
- 12 : Over/Under : Number of times during upcoming charity 2-ball event between Gilbert Arenas/Abe Pollin and Kobe Bryant/Jerry Buss that someone trash talks the phrase "Quality Shits"
We LOVE ADVERTISERS! If you are interested in advertising with us you will force your product down peoples throats like it was Capris sun and vodka!!!!
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They say wizznutzz.com readerz are part of lucrative demographic.
Our average reader:
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Plus if you advertise on wizznbutzz.com you get the following corporate benfits:
- Our intern Dana will have your logo tattooed on her lower back - You get to appoint the next Mayor Pro Tem of Saginaw, Michigan - U get Naming Rights to the Mothering Hut!!!!
