Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Wizznutzz are in process of moving to our summer sublet! SOrry 4 delayz but turns out Rehobeth Parks Dept doesnt allow Medical "Sharps" Disposers to be placed on beach!! They say MD suburbanites have enough TB and bad tattoos!!!
In a few days we will be backing up the incite truck and dropping big load of offseason scouting and season wrap up and some very special Gods Mixtape jeep beats!
Meantime no rest in the Mothering Hut, aka 'JPeterman SOuthEast' where we are churning out tomorrow's indian slum fashions today!
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