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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
 
END OF SEASON DENIAL DAY 1:

Its has been banner season for wizznutzz and so is fitting that it ends with a new first!!!!

BY THE BEARD OF NAKKI!!

WIZZNUTZZ ON TV!!!!!

Agent STeinz is very kind to us today but we always say we r nothing if not for him!!! Steinz can do it all!! He is Bo Jackson of online sports media!! ANd the Len Sakata of cable TV!!! This year he provided more meats than Rod Strickland wedding registry!!

We have special Directors Cut of Jaarkos Big Day Out aka "INTO THE GLOAMING 2"

We take Bog TV, add some music and a naked picture of Steve Guttenberg and is suddenly 10 minutes long!!!

Viewer Note:
Late in movie you see a white piece of paper that is hard to read. It is in fact a real card with the following words printed on it:

"You are being issued a warning that the comments, gestures, and/or behaviors that you have directed at players, coaches, game officials and/or other spectators constitute excessive verbal abuse and are in violation of the NBA Fan Code of Conduct. This is the first and only warning that you will receive. If, after receiving this warning, you verbally abuse any player, coach, game official or spectator, you will be immediately ejected from the arena without refund."

This card was in tru fact given to wizznutzz Honorary Intern Unsilent Majority by NBA referee Steve Javie for screaming "MILK DUD!" insults at Eric SNow during Game 3.

Unsilent Majority is now "INTERN FOR LIFE".

There are only 2 ways to be intern for life: One is to get code of conduct warning from NBA referees.

The other is to get pregnant with Kwame Browns baby so we can form "Knights of The Temple": wizznutzz secret army in Temple Hills Circuit CIty who sworn to protect manchilds sacred bloodline.

We gave Unsilent keys to the Mothering Hut to use for the summer. We were going to sublet it to this artist (Warning: extremely unsafe for work unless u work as a moile)



but UM u deserve it all!!

SO ENJOY JAARKOS BIG DAY OUT!!!
Please Nobody tell Jaarko that we lost Game 3! Also dont tell hoim we lost game 4 and dont tell him about Borat stealing his japes!!!! Jaarko has been drinkling fermented urine when borat was not even born. If u been in the Mothering Hut then you know it is true!!!




PS:
$5 OFF SALE AT THE MOTHERING HUT!!!
Get your OBAMA/ARENAS BLACK PRESIDENTIAL SWAG NOW!!!

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