The SELLOUT TAKEOVER CONTINUES!!!!
While Gilbert is popping 50 more times than Darryl "Hommo" Baum the wizznutzz ARE GETTING INTO BED WITH THE GREY LADY!!!
NO DOnt worry Wes, we would never make the moves on Connie!!! no we are talking about THE NEW YORK TIMEZ!!!
Sure the sunday times doesnt have the ad dollars of SPortsfan Magazine but its a start!
To celebrate we have teamed up with legendary Media Assassin AGENT STEINZ of DC SPorts Bog to present first ever totally unsanctioned contest:
If you could ask Agent Zero any question at all, what would it be?
Answer as many times as you want on the comments board below.
The best questions will be sent to Agent Steinz and he will select one to ask AGENT ZERO himself next time they are together in the Grunfelds steam room!!!
There is no interview in the world as great as an Agent Steinz/Agent Zero interview. Not even when James Lipton posed the Pivot Questionaiire to Margot Kidder was that as good! (JL: 'What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?' MK: 'Probably Red Angel Of Scissors. Or Architect.')
And now you can be what we all dream of: the salty moomintroll talking directly into Stienz's brain!!
Just imagine how u can go down 4ever in Gilbertology lore by teasing the newest nugget out of the phenomenal swag matrix that is Gilberts brain!!!
***Agent Steinz cant guarantee "ask Gilbert contest" so if there is problems we just rename this historic contest:
"ASK JAMES LANG CONTEST! (REALLY ASK HIM AS MANY QUESTIONS AS YOU WANT. ASK HIM TO MAKE YOU BREAKFAST.)"
And to get your Woodward and Bernstein Bear Chaser juices flowing, why not slip into one of our popular AGENT ZERO TSHIRTS at the Mothering hut!. They are now available in new colors including Blingtastic Glitter Inks and also supercool Metallic inks. We love the metallic silver one! The pictures in the store dont do it justice. Imagine a shirt made of shiny sardine skins stapled on to fine bacon resistant cotton... aka THE Romanian IRON-ON!! Free shipping!!! Many more mothering hut fashions to come in the next few days.
Hey, Republicans buy bacon too!!!
START ASKING THOSE QUESTIONS!
Natalie from our favorite Washington Bullets site: NEED4SHEED pointed out this pure madness!!!
Enjoy the gentle scowls of CWEbb Natalie!!!
Labels: Agent Bog, Agent Zero, Gilbert Arenas, Press