Everybody suddenly wants on the Agent Zero bandwagon!
Thats funny No one wanted on the DUCKWAGON(tm) and dont tell me it was cuz Chris Hitchens was drunk behind the wheel or cuz trhere was a naked guy curled up where the spare wheel should be.
Now a guy called "James" claims he is Jonny Wizznutzz all of a sudden and goes on City Paper for grotesque greed power grab not seen since Salieri stole Ed Rush's prize whore.
LIES LIES LIES !!!!!!!
the JOURANALISTIC FRAUD IS LIKE A DARVIN HAM DUNK, OR ROD STRICKLAND AND CHICO DEBARGE IN A TGI FRIDAYS PARKING LOT:
YEs we know james once, like absantee father, all promises. he says he founds wizznutzz just because he had his brothers Colecovision and played summerball with a droll spotshooter called August Strindberg and yes he gave us "seed money" and I know Jaarko blew it it on "Magic Bacon Seeds" but that dont mean that the "summer" of our internship is an Endless Summer. I know you helped Ken Beatrice at customs when he had human leg bone in his fanny pack but lemme say that 2 pair of Harvey Grant Gameworns in a a manilla prison envelope is not a 401K plan! I asked FInancial!
Sure u posted inspirational Cristopher Cross Lyrics:
"The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see"
on door to the Mothering Hut but insirpation dont clear up blood everymorning
You have no beard. and You have no incites.
"This has been a thrill, a total blast."
"That blew us away"
You call those Incxites? Those arent incites!
I overhear better incites ordering hot chips on Ocean city boardwalk. You steal our incites. You go on radio with Bram Weinstein bribing him with sex aids, you steal "Virgin Petes Prayer Jerky" from us and now its #1 religious lunchable in dominican republic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason you even started the wizznutzz web was for Tax Haven, so you can deduct Schedule F for Agricultural Business. I saw the forms, you itemized Dana as "Nonviable Livestock"!!!
Maybe we fold up wizznutzz better than be MULES.
Maybe you would rather not here the words we write on site, but hear instead words:
"My Name is AUgust Strindberg and Im a CVS Pharmacist"
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