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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
 
SO the wizzards up to same old tricks:

The Brown Hornet running around in the lane with nose to ground like a beagle looking for bones in a KFC parking lot...

Antwan giving up jumper after jumper to
the Arctic Monkeys...

Team getting burned by half-man half-vaginasailor pleather threepee bricks...

and even

Someone is
cheating on the Hustle Board (OK I know when Rod Strickland cheated it was "The Torpor Board" and he wuz erasing Calbert Cheaneys steals using pieces of salami, but its same thing basically)


But one thing is gathering fresh steam:


The WIZZNUTZZ/AGENT ZERO TAKEOVER!!!!

AND NOW TOPPS HAS FALLEN IN LINE!!!






Wow! like Dana when waking up sore in the trunk of Bram Weinstein's Fiero we r excited but not suprised!!

We were more suprised to see Topps on board for our earlier, less successful grand plan:

"THE GREAT JEJUNE"



"ENCHANTED HANDS"!!!!!!!

I couildnt believe it when it flashed on my computer from August Strindberg's special RSS Feed!!!. The Stringberg Feed is like other feeds except that it also turns your computer into a 1982 TI-994A with counterfeit Soviet motherboard that smells of sour dairy and attempts to poison itself every 15 minutes!

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