Thursday, November 16, 2006  



THE BALLAD OF MANUTE BOL


by Kenn Kweder



We love Manute Bol! Ever since Kevin Bacon stole him home from Africa. We always say he is like Sudans Muhammad Ali, but without the strength or integrity!

And Kenn Kweder is like Philadelphias Janis Joplin but without the fame or the 14" mechanical penis!!! Everyone loves The Ballad of Manute Bol! Brad Pitt dropped Jen like a sack of coal when she wouldnt let him play it at the wedding and it was briefly the national Anthem of Ireland!!

Who's that man over there who s so incredibly tall?
Who's that man who can block the shots as high as city hall?
Who's that man when he enters a game the other team goes outta control?
Who's the greatest basketball player in the game of basketball?
Manute, Manute J. Bol
Oh, Manute! Manute J. >Bol
Oh, Manute! Manute J. Bol
Oh, Manute! Manute J. Bol

Seven foot one? No
Seven foot two? No
Seven foot three? No
Seven foot four? No
Seven foot five? No
Seven foot six? Almost
Seven foot seven? Yeah!

posted by God Shammgod | | 3:13 PM
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2 Comments:

I danced till I couldn't dance no more. Then I mustered up the strength of a Dinka tribesperson and continued to dance.

By Anonymous BountyPaperTowelMan, at 11:12 AM  

Long live Manu - Manutaaay Bol!
Living in the Kongo is nothing against this one!

By Blogger Lukas, at 6:24 AM  

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