Peter "Party John" Ramos aka Peter non Colpevole aka Virgin pete!
He only started balling when he turned 14 and his ice skates no longer fit. He played 4 years in the Puerto Rico leagues before the Wiz drafted him in the second round in 2004. PJ spent most of that year handing out towels on the Wiz bench and trying to fend off the advances of G-Wiz, and he spent most of last year buying meaty sambucas for co-eds in Roanoke. In october 2006 the 7'3" hardwood vixen was released.
After Abe wandered in and gave him an "MVP cake," Party John slipped on his platform shoes, put on his shiny jacket, and took that long walk down Fun Street one last time. He then got sidetracked by the Spy Museum and fell asleep in the School for Spies exhibit.
Good bye Party John Ramos is da shit!!! I am singing it all day! Number three to "Bullets Fever" and "You da Man!" Keep on making stuff like that! I've linked to God Shammgod from my German Bullets Blog. your innercity star hanging in your titty bar