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Monday, October 02, 2006
 
Earth shaking news out of the National Basketball Associations! Sister Christian is buying the Memphis Grizzzlies and plans to come out of retirement to become the first owner/player since Salieri sold his 1% interest back to Abe Pollin! This is very exciting news for all of us at Wizznutzz HQ. Jarko just put on a sweaty headband and made an excruciatingly slow first step into the paint like he has concrete shoes instead of wooden shoes! I'm just hoping that Cherokee Parkz is involved in the Sister's ownership group. And that maybe Uncle Wes will decide its time for him to suit back up for the Wizz, too, and clog up the lane like Wes Unseld Jr. clogs up the Verizon center executive bathroom sinks with his depilatory foams and soothing face moisturizers.

Lots of coverage of "power agent" Dan Figgins lately, and this article also mentions the Constable! It sounds like he is ready to put aside his festishes for prosthetic knees and transatlanticism and get to straight ballin. This is great news for AD.com fans, since Antonio will now have more time to work on his blog. He still hasn't responded to my offer to guest blog on Daily Bacon, but this time I am calling him directly and telling him I am Jim Larranaga and that he is no longer invited to my camps and I won't call him late at night and play Purple Ribbon Allstars songs on his voicemail.

Speaking of songs, it is really refreshing that Constable cites Indie.Ari song "Butterfly" as his inspiration for his comeback. This must be why Phil Hubbard has been calling him Madame Butterfly and why players often refer to injured reserve list as "Gerald Levert's Playground." The Constable maybe would have used D'Angelo's classic "Untitled (How Does it Feel)," but he still can't get the visions of a nude Steve Blake out of his mind from Wizz 2003 training camp rookie talent show.

If you're looking for a good gift for that Wizz fan in your life that is excited about the upcoming season, you should consider a Caron's coats for Kidz patch. I've sewn them into the crotches of all of my slacks and everyone loves them. Dana said she is going to put them on all of her drawers as soon as her infection clears up.

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posted by Lamont Trellington
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1 Comments:

i wanna have yo baby, LaMont.

By Anonymous, at 1:32 PM  

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