Steinz's Sports Bog turns up another gem!!! He went around asking people what they thought of his synthetic balls from the NBA that he was carrying around & asking about, and he turned up this GENUINE QUOTE:
Former Bullets cheerleader Susan Colbert (1983-'85): I've been knocked in the head by enough balls; we say the softer the better.
WizzNutzz intern Dana Von Postgame Call-In Show Girl says, "AMEN! Though occasionally I like a hard ball upside my dome because it reminds me to tell my man to get his sack checked for goiters and shit."