Friday, October 13, 2006
On his MySpace page, the Black President calls his new daughter "Mini Me" and his giant bobblehead statue "Mini Me 2." Agent Zero has his priorities straight!!!
At some point we'll comment on the Esquire article on Agent Zero, but the sheer volume of INCITES from The Assassin is just killing us this preseason. DIDI MAO DIDI MAO DIDI MAO!!! It's gonna take time, peyote, rehab before we can comprehend it all. Gil is just providing too much too fast, much like intern Jarkko on the night that Dana taught him how to become a man in just under three seconds.
The Esquire story is so great, so momumentally revealing, that we're going straight to Freudian analysists to decode it. Really. Right now, our burned-out minds are just blown by the gift of Abraham Pollin, the Tiger Tat of Judah, the Very Reverand GILBERT RASTAFARI.
In the meantime, listen to this short interview with Gilbert by Lang Whitaker of Slam Magazine, who apparently used this tape recorder to document it: Seriously, Lang, that's WizzNutzz quality audio!!!! Did you use Certron tapes, 3 for 1 at the grocery store checkout line? US TOO!!!!!! But you're a writer pro, Lang, and also our friend and a lover, but if you get a man saying "I cook a hot dog sandwich great!" don't you want it to sound as pristine as Juan Dixon's bathroom, not like you're sitting on a windy yacht in the middle of a sandstorm in a bathroom full of poop?!?!?!?! THINK ABOUT IT!!!!! Have Slam upgrade you to this one for your next chat:
