WizzNutzz miss the Manchild, aka He Who Shall Not Be Named. He was the savior of the Wizards, the divine mule who defeated the demon Salieri. When Jehovah was expelled from the holy land, it brought fear to our hearts, and as much as we love and squeeze Tough Juice, nobody can compensate for deicide.
But hope is not lost, for when the beautiful brown Hyacinthus was killed by the mustached Apollo, a flower sprouted up from his blood. That wounded flower hath been reincarnated in the shape of young Andray Blatche. Regard his heavenly box score from the Wiz's last pre-season game. In 32 mins, the Manchild Nouveau had 4 pts., 0 blocks, 6 johnny rebs, and 7 TOs. That's right, Andray dropped Terrell Owens SLEVEN TLIMES!!! That sign was exactly as the Book of Revelations prophesized: "As dark clouds hover and vegetation wilts, as floods destroy and winds howl, as wars are fought by berserkers and slaughters drench the soil in blood, God will return with vengeance, smelling of shrapnel and butter. Let him lift and drop the dark soul of a cowboy 7 times, breaking open his rounded, orange, synthetic head so that the rancid bile flows throughout the lands, killing the devil which hath infested itself in the capitol."
WHOA! Our very own Lady of Fatima moment!!!
Welcome to the new lord ubermench, Bhagavata Blatche!!!!!