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Friday, September 01, 2006
 
Agent Zero may be bitter and alone, but 'Tawn is straight celebration, even though Queen James just led Team USA to defeat at the hands of the swarthy Greeks.

Le Washington Post quotes Queen James as saying "They don't know what to do!" on the bench, precipitating a run from Greece that gave them a lead they would not surrender. Queen James then sat on the bench and thought about new ways to work towards his goal of becoming a billionaire. Like by marketing souvlaki and soul-withering pestilence to desperate Clevelanders. This is the world championship, Queen, and teams go on runs!

'Tawn is happy because he is learning valuable lessons that he can impart to Wizzz teammates!! Such as, Big Oily should stop listening to Belarussian music. But can anyone answer why Shane Battier is voraciously consuming minutes on the new age dream team? Couldn't Coach Kay find Trajan Langdon?

Meanwhile, somewhere, in another part of town, Coach Joe Gibbzz saw Tom Collins throw a touchdown against fourth-stringers. "You've got something inside you," he said. Hmmm....is it a buttplug?

Is it in you? Is it in you. Is it in you?

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posted by Lamont Trellington
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1 Comments:

Couldn't find Trajan or Alaa Abdelnabby.

By Shoenfeld's Donut, at 11:48 AM  

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