>>>Ivan the Terrible tha Carter reports that Dsong is gonna play center sometimes this season? He's 6 Feet 8 Inches!!! Dsong is a solid shooter, but if we wanted yet another short stocky center-forward who can't compete against Shaq, why not just sign Hidi? He'd come cheaper & he gets great deals on cigarettes.
>>>Meanwhile, the Moonies have dropped this bomb: The Wizards this season will introduce an alternate road uniform, according to team sources. The new uniform, it is believed, will be gold and black. ... Gold & black? Yes!!! It sounds like the same outfit that Awvee wears when he goes out with Agent Zero. The black & gold gameworns won't show enough moisture for our tastes, but uninteionally going after the Pittsburgh market -- a mere 4.5 hours away from Verizon Center -- is brilliant move by Abe & Susan!!!! Sometimes thhat Dynamic Dup have great marketing ideas; sometimes, not so great.
>>>Tom KNott was also at yesterday's press conference -- see Etan, Knotz gets out of the beanbag & stretches his cholesterol clogged legs once in & a while. The Knotty One is our favorite writer and our biggest influence. He can turn a phrase and then turn it again and then onece again and then once more so that the rotisserie chicken ends up more like wild boar.