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Monday, August 14, 2006
 
Take that, Barbaro!!

The injuries to Clinton Portis and Gilbert Arenas Jr. have dominated Washington sports fans' collective psyche all day. Intern Ken Beatrice is somewhat of an idiot savant when it comes to pulling groins, so he is drafting a special get well card for Agent Zero. We are sad that he has to end his asian adventure prematurely, but at least he did get to gain some real-life perspective that he can bring back with him to P.F. Chang's at Tyson's Corner II.

Just a few days ago, Gil got to take a boat trip in Hong Kong with his Wizz teammate Antawn Jamison. He even got a digital camera (with 1000 picturez!!) to capture some of the action. Basketball may be the sport of life, but Halo is the sport of brio.

Speaking of video games, 'Tawn even got his own video blog! And he shares with us that guys are playing video games against each other!! Some of the younger guys, you can tell they're younger off the court. Like Queen James, who brought his own mango chutney to take to restaurants. I guess the Queen doesn't like French dressing!

Gilbert, we are very sorry that you cannot participate in the world championships. But we will welcome you back to DC with open arms and lots of Bengay. You'll be back to normal in time for NBA season and Olympics!! And you can always treasure what time you had in the far east.


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posted by Lamont Trellington



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