Thursday, July 06, 2006
YOUNG LOVE!!!! Ole & Gil bonding over the Princeton offense!!!! This is the sort of photo that the WizzNutzz get so excited about that we can barely contain our bodily juices!!!!! Intern Ken yanked out his cilice belt and whipped himself into a feral frenzy before dashing into the Mothering Hut for a month of intense self-depravation. Intern Dana started wrecking her pum-pum with one hand while speed-dialing Eddie Griffin with the other. Intern Jarkko downed homemade vodka and raw fish (Sligo Creek is overflowing!!!) until he barfed up a Moomintroll. Intern Darvin did Ham Slams until his mitts were raw and his Talk N Text Phone Pals jersey was covered in blood. SUCH JOY IN THIS VERY MOIST CITY!!!
Luckily, the Daily Bacon kids are sequestered from this madness, though rumor has it that upon seeing the above photo Intern Rex played Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" and repeatedly screamed "I love the smell of Ledell Eackles in the morning!"
Hey hey hey, word up, Rog! Did you see Randell Jackson in Tel Aviv? Send him our amour!!! BIG UP, WHEATON, TOO! Not only do we love it like a relative, we avoid it like one, too!!! The smell of rotisserie chicken makes us crazy!!!
Our good friends at Sports Bloggers Live & Archived & Streaming interviewed #1 draft choice and Gilbert's new Halo frag buddy Oleksiy Pecherov. At the very end they told Ole about the WizzNutzz, which seemed to register with the big man because there was a long silence followed by violent heaving. Sports Bloggers said we were trying to come up with a nickname for him -- which we will try to do now!!!! His current nickname is O-Pech, so how about if we call him BIG OILY!!!!???? Or after he gets into his first in-practice fight with Brenda Haywood we can call the two of them OIL and VINEGAR VON STONEHANDS. Or we can call Oleksiy DIRK or LEDELL or MR. POLLIN.
