Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Sorry for the INCITE DELAYS regarding the Darius Songaila signing. After locking WizzNutzz interns Ken, Jarkko, Dana & Darvin in the Mothering Hut for the next 3 weeks, we've been traveling the world. (The more responsible Daily Bacon worker bees are merely trapped in a closet, but they're still working, puting that 14.4 baud modem to good use!!!)
Jimmy James has been in upper New York state, trying to get back to the garden, as Joni Mitchell once coughed up in a hash-induced vomit, while Chrissy Christopher is in France scouting Big Oily's old team in Paris as well as scouting some naked chicks on the Riviera. He hasn't seen Mrs. Kid Rock Pamela Anderson yet, but he did see a walking talking chain-smoking woman (?) with a set of flapjacks that looked like beat up leather suitcases!!! He also saw a pot-bellied man in un petite banana hammock that makes our Jahidi thongs look like snowmobile suits!!! TRES CHAUD, MES AMIS!!!
Frequent commentor Sean was wondering if we came up for a nickname for Darius, and after copious amonts of absinthe and opium, WE HAVE!!! Introducing: Dsong BUT THE "S" IS SILENT!!!
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