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Six Degrees of Salieri
Monday, July 17, 2006
 
There is little more disturbing than seeing Salieri cavort around the small screen in his Hanes with Kevin Bacon. But this excoriating event led our intrepid Wizznutzz intern team to uncover a frightening and far-reaching plot through which Salieri is attempting to re-link himself with our beloved Wizz. Sit back, hose down your mules, and keep your manchildren off of the verbally abusive and emasculating practice court, as we unveil the dreaded Six Degrees of Salieri.

(1) Gilbert Arenas Sr. was in "Miami Vice" with (2) Edward James Olmos

Edward James Olmos was in "Selena" with (3) Jennifer Lopez

Je-Lop was in "The Wedding Planner" with (4) Kevin Pollak

Kevin Pollak was in "The Whole Ten Yards" with (5) Matthew Perry

Matthew Perry is sleeping with the (6) mule-driving devil himself.

We are making arrangements to break this horrifying chain. So far the only plan involves sending Dana or Ken Beatrice to Little Havana to seduce Edward James Olmos and inflict him with a terminal case of Chlamydia.

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posted by Lamont Trellington
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2 Comments:

Awesome incites, Lamont!!! I've got a fierce case on pantycheese right this instant, so book me on a flight to Lil' Havana!!! I'm gonna fill Eddie's pockmarks with LOVE!!!!!!

By Dana Von Postgame, at 5:19 PM  

Your marvelous Six Degrees of Salieri inspired me to do my own:

1. Gilbert Sr. was in Miami Vice with Philip Michael Thomas.
2. Philip Michael Thomas was the voice of Lance Vance in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Also doing a voice in Vice City was minor actor George DiCenzo.
3. George DiCenzo was in Exorcist 3 with John Thompson.
4. John Thompson was in Like Mike with Gary Payton (like Mike in that he is also a bitter narcissist).
5. Payton was in Eddie with Vlade Divac.
6. Vlade Divac was in Space Jam with Salieri.

By the way, has anyone noticed that Jordan is GOALTENDING all of Kevin Bacon's shots, and as usual the refs completely ignore it?

By Genesis of the Ever, at 10:08 PM  

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