Friday, July 21, 2006
Quickhit nuggets from the French riviera where boobs are plentiful and Wizards jerseys are everywhere!!! It's hard to type on beach while wearing a wine helmet, with baby oil the left hand and some random guy's banana hammock in the right -- NOT OUR CHOICE, it just happened!!! Like Salieri and the Manchild, french men treat everything as their personal cockstands. And who are we to argue? If Wizznutzz are anything its that we are respectful of customs. "Oh sure, Pierre, you can rest your jimmy right there. Care for un baguette avec saussison?"
>>Our kids on their first day of school!! With the help of the team's equipment manager, Gilbert collected a jersey from each member of the Team USA squad for his museum, though he was suspicious about the ones that said "Ruffin" and "Storey." LEBRON"s FUCKING WITH YOU AGAIN, GIL!! Don't take the bait!
