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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

A moist WizzNutzz welcome to Bullets draft picks...
Handsome Oleksiy Pecherov!!!

Our very own KEITH VAN HORN!!!
He's so here and here!!!

and
Vladimir "Strindberg" Veremeenko!!!

Our very own FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY!!!
He's so here and here!!

Soon they'll both be HERE!!!

Note to Oleksiy & Vlad: STAY AWAY FROM PARTY JOHN RAMOS of the Roanoke Dazzle!!! After he gets you shooters, he will get you shot -- all in the name of fun, of course, but still: Guns don't kill people, Washington Bullets kill people!!!!

BREAKING NEWS:
Daily Bacon intern Rex Chapz breaks down the Bullets draft picks -- no, not Salieri style by calling them flaming faggots but in WizzNutzz style by giving them caressing, distending, engorging INCITES.