Friday, June 16, 2006
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ISLANDS!!! SALIERI JORDAN BECOMES CHARLOTTE BOBCATS CO-OWNER!!! WE NEARLY CRAPPED OUT A KILO WHEN WE READ THAT!!! UPON HEARING THE NEWS OUR FRIENDWILLI WILLIAMS SCREAMED, "IT'S ARMAGIDEON TIME!!!" AND KNOCKED AN ENTIRE JAMOCA HEMP SHAKE ON THE KEYBOARD, SO WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE ALL CAPS!!!
SALIERI VOWS TO "MAKE THE BOBCATS 'GREAT' AGAIN" AND "TREAT THEM LIKE MULES."
EVEN THREATENS TO LACE 'EM UP!!! OR RATHER, VELCRO 'EM UP, SINCE SALIERI CAN'T BEND OVER ANYMORE EXCEPT WHEN HE'S REACHING OVER TO KNOCK THE SNOCONE OUT OF A SMALL CHILD'S TENDER HANDS!!!
ALSO CLAIMS THAT BERNIE BICKERSTAFF IS SAFE, BUT GAR HEARD WAS SEEN SNEAKING AROUND THE BOBCAT CAMPUS!!
SALIERI ALSO SAID HE'S LOOKING INTO A SIGN AND TRADE: BREVIN KNIGHT AND HIS FURNITURE STORE FOR KWAME BROWN AND A PACK OF SMOKES!!! "WELCOME BACK, FLAMING FAGGOT" SAYS SALERI TO A WEEPING MANCHILD AT THE CHARLOTTE AIRPORT!!!
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