Even tho The Black President had success criminalizing redmuffs, his first term was a disaster and he didnt want to become a lame duck prez in the second term and needed to shake up his cabinet so he made executive decision and VETOED HIS PANTS!
Coach Jordan was so wowed that he told everyone on the team to embrace slump-busting changes. Steve Stricker slips "Mister? Maam?" sexual reassigment pamphlet into Billy "angry inch" Thomases locker!
Excited Abe Pollin hears the report and rushes down to locker room:
"LeBron James will never be like Michael Jordan. All great players are unique. Heck, Gilbert Arenas is more comparable to Jordan, the player, than LeBron will ever be....."
Woah Will watch who your painting with that pooey brush! You cant fill up a Zero with comparisons or theories or characterizing because zero is the black hole and swallows them all.
Wills incites reminded me of one of Wizznutzz FAV articles ever that was also on Slate:
