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Wednesday, May 03, 2006
 
VARIOUS PREGAME INCITES

1st off yes we too heard the news about HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED but we have nothing to say now because we have very firm policy: "No Rape Japes"

We dont talk about sexual assault victims. Ever.


Much Ado About Buffin'!

Everyones been talking about Agent Zero's halftime quick change!!!!

Even tho The Black President had success criminalizing redmuffs, his first term was a disaster and he didnt want to become a lame duck prez in the second term and needed to shake up his cabinet so he made executive decision and VETOED HIS PANTS!

Coach Jordan was so wowed that he told everyone on the team to embrace slump-busting changes. Steve Stricker slips "Mister? Maam?" sexual reassigment pamphlet into Billy "angry inch" Thomases locker!

Excited Abe Pollin hears the report and rushes down to locker room:



"Are You The Mayor of Naked Land???"



WE ARE ALL WITNESSES!


Cleveland Celebrates their Coach Tonite with:

MIKE BROWN BOBBLEHEAD NIGHT!!!!




WILL LEITCH DROPS LEBROMSHELL ON SLATE!!!

"LeBron James will never be like Michael Jordan. All great players are unique. Heck, Gilbert Arenas is more comparable to Jordan, the player, than LeBron will ever be....."

Woah Will watch who your painting with that pooey brush! You cant fill up a Zero with comparisons or theories or characterizing because zero is the black hole and swallows them all.

Wills incites reminded me of one of Wizznutzz FAV articles ever that was also on Slate:


Citizen Jordan
A basketball legend's soulless retirement caps his soulless career.


One hilite:

"He created a person without edges, smooth and sleek and without any places for anyone to get a grip on him. "

IS HE TALKING ABOUT TYRONNE LUE????!!!!


SCOOP:
EXCLUSIVE HOME VIDEOS
FROM GILBERT ARENAS PERSONAL COLELCTION

VIDEO 1:

WORKOUT!!!!




VIDEO 2:

ITS 4AM, GILBERTS BEEN PLAYING HALO 10 HOURS STRAIGHT!!!



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