He set records at The University of Uppsala (Upp U), including Steals per Game and Attempts to take his own life, and was such a hero they built a big metal statue of him outside the stadium. Despondent poets are known to rub the statue for bad luck. "Straight ANgst Homey!"
Then when he couldnt pass Swedish Pro League Physical (Damn YOU Bloody FLux!) he became playground legend in the NORRTULL "AND NIL" ENTERTAINERS LEAGUE. He was more popular than the halftime hangings!
So while "SUmmerball" aka "The COAT" is off running leather to tar, we commemorate him with special TSHirt offer!!!!!!!!
