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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
While we wait with baited pants for
ASSASSIN TUESDAY!!!
Wizznutzz empty our harvest bags!!!
Check out these nuts!!!!
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SMELL MY FEAR!!!
The signature buoquet of sandlewood, cotton candy, Romanian peat, and pituatary enzymez!
Meantime,
Gidza is spotted praying
for Billy Thomas' 3 Pointer!
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MC LITE RAPS IT UP IN THE NOTORIOUS EASTERN MOTORS AD!
Its like bad outtakes from that Carmelo porn video!
Brendan Haywood may get the big endorsements locally, but in Japan, Mike Ruffin is famous as the voice of Dewars and Kevin Duckworth makes millions as an animated mascot of Nokia phones!
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ZERO TOLERANCE!
LA Times picking up on ZERo fever!
REVEALED::: REASON BEHIND GILBERTS SLEEP DISORDER!!!!
Gil Sr: "On our way back, I don't think he fell asleep. I told him, I said, 'Why don't you go to sleep?'
"He must have thought at the time I was going to take off on him so he didn't go to sleep."
Abandonement Issues! Steve Stricker, SAVE Agent Zero, make him an ether-soaked Gil Sr. Body Pillow! Or maybe some Ricardo Tubbs Chewable Ambien!!
BasketballJones
WATCHES CHANNEL ZERO!
AGENT ZERO SLEEP BLASTER
A YOUNG, WHITER GILBERT ARENAS!
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LAST WEEK
ESPN PAGE 2
GIVES LOVE!!!
"Huge shout-out to the best NBA team blog online, "Wizznutzz," who are all over the national breakout of Gilbert Arenas (Nickname: "Zero")"
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THE EDDIE JORDAN DANCERS!!!
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THANKS 2
NEED4SHEED
FOR AN OLD CLASSIC!
Rasheed Wallace on MTV CRIBS!!!
Check out sheed's urinal! Plastic furniture for when the Blakes visit! Some hired white kids hanging around in the arcade!
Best of all, Rasheed gets most excited when he introduces TURKEY BACON to the camera!
He didnt even introduce his sons by their names but he introduces the bacon,
WHY???
Because Sheed at least knows all the slices of bacon came from the same Bird!!!
Just japes, Big Sheed!!! Please dont send the boyz around!!!
You know how much we love bacon, too!!!!
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Agent Zero, the Silent Assassin, goes into stands, pats rich white people on their legs, marking them for the kill!!!
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Finally, Gilbert introduces Washington starting lineup before Game One debacle vs. Lebron's Golden Child Shower of Cleveland. In the process he calls Mon Chi Chi Jefferies "Where's Waldo?" and Brenda Haywood "I Love My Momma" Plus,
JAMERSON
???? Is that spelled like
ANTAWN
???
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LEt's GO BULLETS!!!!
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