A Reading from the Newly Revised King James Bible
Thursday, April 27, 2006
 
And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: and he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,

Blessed is he who wears the number that signifies nothing, for he contend with red-clad warriors from a city whose river was once afire; and he shall rain down threes, and lo their fire shall be quenched;

Blessed is he who body-slams any who claim to be King, for he who claims to be King is a false prophet, and woe betide he who shall call this foul;

Blessed are they who are beset by zebras, for theirs is the kingdom of hardcourt heaven;

Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

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posted by Rex Immensae Majestatis Chapman
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2 Comments:

The only true Profit is Laron and he speaks in wagging tongues about the perfection of the back door cut for te emaculate receotion of a blessed alley-oop from Terrel Stokes, for no other man has blessed the Profit in the manner of which he received from the one true Stokes.

From The Book of Sarunus: 3:12

By jklein, at 11:18 AM  

Truly I say to you: That is correct.

By Rex Immensae Majestatis Chapman, at 8:17 AM  

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