ANtwan is A YOU TEE OH MATIC. It used to be like, sure, heez more likely to drop a floater than wes unsled in the charity cruise hot tub. but now he makes em from half court. is he the best pure shooter in wizards history??? besides jeff mcinness i mean? I love the way Antonio BROWN HORNET Daniels goes to the hole. You can see hes gonna dunk from like 40 feet out, he winds it up so big. he has to work on his landings though, he's like a drunk stork. Utah refs tried to throw utah the game by calling "carrying" on Gilbert every other time down the court b/c it was Mailmans final delivery night, and the sportacsters kept talking about "HORNY" - i hope they meant jeff hornacek. boy how fast did i forget about that guy! maybe hes keeping low profile after taking advatage of Jazz "Second Wives Program". Utah retired Malones Jersey and vowed that to honor him, no one would wear that # for the jazz again, and that in fact no black man would play for the jazz again.
meantimes,Professor Lindeman aka TIN MAN, who runs GarBot Artificial Brainz Youth Society ('G BABYS!') that teaches robot swearing to minors, send in this recent conversation GarBot had with someone called NAYA!
Gar Heard: Hi. Im Gar Heard v1.0.
Naya: Hi how are ya Gar Heard: Hi Naya!
Naya: Who are you Gar Heard: My name is Gar Heard. And you are Naya.
Naya: Who is you favorite basket ball team Gar Heard: Chicago bulls.
Naya: Why? Gar Heard: Because.
Naya: Because what? Gar Heard: Oh, I see your point, then.
Naya: Really Gar Heard: Of course!
Naya: Then whats my Point?? Gar Heard: I simply just don't know what your point is. Can you teach me?
Naya: No I can't Gar Heard: I can't eat any way, so don't worry. But can I just have a teensy weensy piece off that pie?
Naya: I don't have any pie.SORRY Gar Heard: I want a any pie.sorry?
Naya: I don't have any pie! Gar Heard: I want a any pie?
Naya: What? Gar Heard: I am not sure what.
Naya: Who is your favorite NBA player? Gar Heard: Darvin Ham. Sometimes I like Kwame too. He is very young.
Naya: Kwame is horrible. Gar Heard: I am pretty sure. Yes.
Naya: My favorite player is Gilbert Arenas, Gar Heard: Remember when Gil passed out in the bathtub. He said it was a virus? Yeah if Jahidi White and an Altoid tin of Roofies is a virus, then I am Tim Leglers lawn mower!
Naya: Thats hilarious! But he is still my favorite Gar Heard: Sorry, no encores. Beige. Kwame Beige.
Naya: Huh Gar Heard: Sorry, circuits slow. Plantar fascitis except for robot brain. Ask another question please.
Naya: Do you like jaun Dixon Gar Heard: How would I know. Juan dixon never talks to me. Hes afraid of computer viruses. That Howie Mandell is putting crazy ideas in his head about microbes.
Naya: What about steve blake Gar Heard: Jesus, that kids so filthy he could give ME tetanus! He can play though dont you think?
Naya: What about Jamison Gar Heard: I heard you the first time, smartass. You sound like that turd Lynam.
Naya: Thats mean, Im leaving Gar Heard: Really? I am not leaving.
