Wednesday, March 08, 2006
FREE BIRD!!! That was totally an ass breaking loss last night verses the CElts!! Our Rex Chapman gameworns are positively fouled with the loads we collectively dropped when THE TRUTH dropped that last-second threee over the unstable D of Constable Caron and Hands Up No Jump von Gilbertstein (SNUB!). But even more amazing was the fact that Gilbert FLIPPED THE BIRD to Paul Penis Piercing after Gilbz shot that tying J right into PeePee's grill with 14 sseconds left in regs!!!! We totally saw him flip the bird and we couldn't believe our eyes, which were covered in bloody slices of bacon and Circuit City security tape!!! Luckily our new best friend Mr. Irrelevant caught the details on his TiVO!! > Gilbert was once told that his middle-finger insults were lacking (SNUB!!), so he stayed up 27 hours straight perfecting The Art of the Bird. Look at the middlefinger extension!! Look at the other fingers pulled tightly to the palm in order to highlight the FUCKYOUEDNESS of it all!!! Look at the akimbo thumbs, the chilled out hand positions, the lip-pursing passion!!!! Gilbert is a TOTAL PRO NOW!!! Fire up the Duckworth Charity Wagon: Gilbert will be flipping the bird for kids with cancer at a hospital near you very soon!!!!
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