We got up this morning to head off to houston for Black Thanksgiving weekend. We have an awesome eschange program arranged with the Bellaire Blvd Circuit City. They promise us they will have web tv available and were kind enough to lift there Whites Only policy for the days we are down there!
Gilbert Arenas and all his friends were about to leave when his agent told him he had to make an appearance at Abe Pollins party. It turns out Abe Pollin overheard something about a Black Thanksgiving and jumped up and said"
"Whats This about A Black Thanksgiving? WHy did no one tell me about this holiday? I love the black people. They have been very good to me. When I drive through there neighborhoods in my limo they are very supportive and let me take their children off the playgrounds into my limo and adopt them. I need to throw a party. Wheres the cake? Wheres the turkey? Wheres my pants?"
SO Abe threw a big party at MCI center and invited all the black people he found in the bulding and thanked them all personally, and was so excited and kept asking if Frederick Douglass had arrived yet. So Gil and his friends dropped by for some turkey because gil loves turkley and his friends really love turkley, because gilberts friends are dogs.
Is that Ike Austin in the background!!??
what is IKE doing there??
Well of course, obviously, he is making cheese, but because of the great technology of the Ike Austin CHeeseBoot, while he makes cheese he also walks around, glad handing the crowd, working the room, handing out his card, always looking for a good business opportunity bercause Ike Austin is the 'total package" celebrity endorser who uses edutainment to give back and is very clean in reputation and body.
If I was Ike Austin ( i know, something we all think) I would talk to Fine Living TV about a series where Ike Austin travels around europe pointing out the sites and meeting colorful locals, and having funny epsiodes where he struggles to get his giant body intom a small european rental car and when he asks for "presevatifs" for his toast in france and instead of Jam they bring him COndoms! Coindoms!!! So funny.
BUT THE REAL TWIST is that all the time he travels around, he is making a local style of cheese in his cheeseboot(!), and at the end of the show he hosts a big dinner party for eveyone he met that episode and they drink passionfruit wine beverage and share in the warm boot cheese while Ike tells them long parts from his favorite movie Carlitos Way.
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